ponsaelius

But they couldn't have been that bad if they're finishing 3rd and 4th.

Shit side that finished 3rd and 4th before he arrived. Not that shit, then.

Ironic considering Maradona pussied off to Italy after being chopped in half in Spain. Coward liked being the big fish and that's why he has 0 European Cups to his name.

Aye.

Lionel Pen-essi.

Reminded me of: http://www.norwegianwood.org/beatles/disko/lp/images/help.jpg

Antolin Lolcaraz

Defence parted for Moses.

Gannin? Is that regional/local dialect? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gannin

http://www.thenational.ae/sport/football/manchester-city-strike-agreement-for-arsenals-robin-van-persie

Forgot to mention I'm gannin to this. First time I've watched us in a London visit. SHUD BE GUD.

Hahaha twitchy twat

Was just about to say exactly this. First time Shearer has even came out with a genuine opinion, was refreshing tbh/

They're really slumping now. They've not been great all season but their performances are getting worse and with nowt to play for I can see them sliding further, really wouldn't rule out one of the chasing pack leapfrogging them.

He looked sharp and lively first 10 minutes, winning the ball a couple of times and playing it quickly. Some really good touches when it came to him, one in the corner in particular. He doesn't seem to be alert all the time though. One moment he'll be standing still during an attack and another he'll charge the ball down when he probably didn't need to.

Nice pass out of play from Iniest... I mean Osman.

http://imgur.com/tCp90.gif

Mackems winning.

Oh.

Never head anybody pronouce it 'Barka'. Like, ever. Why would anybody do that?

Not sure why Sky making such a big deal of QPR being robbed by decisions. Their goal was offside and the disallowed goal was never a corner in the first place.

Napoli were absolutely sensational going forward there. Hitting top form ahead of next week. Poor at the back though, 3 easier headers for the Cagliari striker.

Really? Sounds like quite the opposite to me, sounds like they're begging for some interest if anything.

Wouldn't surprise me if clubs are genuinely frightened to pay big money for one of our players after Carroll's form over the last year.