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Loan, btw.

Arsenal have had a bid for Kieran Richardson rejected.

Aye. Discussed in transfer thread.

People going out of the way to get updated advertising on their shirts

Aye, he's certainly picked a niché market like, Scouse sympathy banter is certainly an acquired taste. Indie as fuck.

If that suggests 4-3-3 then I'm all for it.

That's a fantastic signing. Absolutely brilliant....really thought he was destined for Bayern. Hope he gets a chance to play with Gotze. Probably a Goetze replacement.

I reckon the Sho will be playing tonight, like.

Rooney definitely travelled.

We know, tool.

Chubby goes against the flow for the bants.

But he isn't scoring in 2/3 of the games nor is he contributing anything else. You need other attributes to play at the top level these days, nobody plays with pure goalscorers. Dunno, Hernandez is good. The difference with Hernandez is he has a much better conversion rate and doesn't need the side built around him to achieve it.

To get the best out of Darren Bent you must play through him, feeding the ball to him every time you get it, long diagonal balls, counter attacks etc. Useful for limited sides who are desperate for goals in any form, completely incompatable and ultimately counterproductive in a side who wants to actually achieve anything.

A goal every two games isn't bad tbh. He generally doesn't manage that, even with penalty-taking responsibilities. Yep. His chance conversion is rancid too. Good player if you're a poor side who plays completely through him. Absolute lolfest if Liverpool pay £20 million for him.

Aye but if he has good stats then nothing can possibly go wrong.

Luuk de Jong going there too apparently. End of Carroll if that's true.

Wonder what brilliant use if stats they've used to decide yet another average English player is the answer.

(sorry Neil)

What a fucking twat.

While their local club dies a death. Fucking wankers.

Was he on?

He most certainly didn't used to be. Not seen him for a couple of season mind. He's dire these days. Used to be an effective player, not anymore IMO. Mind, I'd take him over Shola and Lovenkrands ever day of the week.

Giovinco would be shit at lumping long balls at.