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Why do pundits bang on about Spurs' attacking football and gung-ho attitude when they've scored less goals than Man U, Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea and Bolton and only one more than us?

And a few from the resident football experts.

Would take Bendtner in the blink of an eye tbqh. Would be nice but we established he wouldn't be good enough, along with Vela. Or at least the myopic elements of the forum did. How many people in agreement are needed to constitute an establishment? I think we are too good a club for Van Perise and Fabregas too. Anyone agree? I'd take Fabregas. Don't need RVP.

And Vela is better than all our strikes bar Carroll. I don't disagree. Good!

And Vela is better than all our strikes bar Carroll.

Would take Bendtner in the blink of an eye tbqh. Would be nice but we established he wouldn't be good enough, along with Vela. Or at least the myopic elements of the forum did.

Along with Bendtner. Luckily even with Carroll out injured we still have Leon Best and Peter Lovenkrands in reserve.

http://www.livesportontv.com/football/barclays-premier-league/fulham-newcastle-united-43923 Thanks Dave. I was hoping to check ESPN but their listings don't go that far ahead. :/ Forgot about that website.

What channel is our game against Fulham on? I thought it was ESPN and so do NUFC.com but Sky Sports have it listed as SS2.

The outcome may be the same but the two situations are completely different.

You implying it would be undeserved?

Smith will be teaching that kid things you'll never learn in La Masia.

Is that Mick Hucknall sitting next to him?

Isn't that because you asked them to call you Haris?

You'll just have to support Newcastle BEN BEN BEN!

Han Colo has the fever. He's got the Parflu.

He's probably not as good as Wellbeck at FM.

Worse comes to worse and Ashley will still make some money out of him. He'll be on the tills in Sports Soccer in Eldon Square.

That's not objective. You're insinuating that it was Ashley's fault that we got relegated. Managerial changes and causational conjecture aside, the players were equally responsible for taking us down. The blame cannot be attributed solely to the board. Playing devil's advocate and with the advantage of hindsight, the relegation enabled us to get rid of the dead weight and build something resembling a "good group of lads", which has enabled us to box above our weight on occasions during the course of this season. During our time in the Championship, we managed to develop some of the younger players, most notably Carroll, and we are now a few players away from being a solid mid-table side. Swings and roundabouts. I didn't insinuate anything. Interpret things how you like. A solid mid table side? A bit like in 2007 then.

Nogo sounds like racist terms to me for some reason.

Looking at at objectively, it doesn't get much worse than relegation.

Carver slagged off Ashley the other day. No way he's coming IMO.

You could be talking about Lovenkrands here. Why do we need another Lovenkrands? Just because Vela is 'young'? He's never looked out of place at Arsenal IMO. Vela or Lovenkrands? There's no question in my mind, I can't believe anyone would say any different. I've seen Lovenkrands play and not Vela. Until such time as I see Vela prove himself, I reserve my right to prefer Lovenkrands, especially given that my Arsenal mates have all said that they'd be quite happy to let him go and that they favour Captain Inconsistency himself - Nicklas Bendtner. Bendtner is better than most we have as well, it's hardly a damning indictment on Vela. I've seen enough of Vela to know he's better than Lovenkrands. I've hardly seen Ben Arfa play but I know I would rather have him over Jonas.

You could be talking about Lovenkrands here. Why do we need another Lovenkrands? Just because Vela is 'young'? He's never looked out of place at Arsenal IMO. Vela or Lovenkrands? There's no question in my mind, I can't believe anyone would say any different.