Interpolic

On the other side of the spectrum, earning thousands of pounds a week and not taking cocaine. How don't they do it... This man knows the score. Heroes of self-restraint, the lot of them.

Fucking hell.

Ah, that fucking gobshite Kinnear is part of the history of this club. Just shut the fuck up Joe, do us a favour man. Arsehole.

Embarassing about Neville, Ferguson's clearly resigned to him being finished yet he's England squad material.

There won't be one. He won't for England again while Copella is in charge I disagree - I could see him getting in as an England squad player if he plays intermittedly for Man U and has a decent scoring record. Capello's turned up to watch Owen enough times - he's just been pure wank every time he has.

Absolutely, me too, but can't see it happening for 2 reasons: 1. Man U are much bigger than Michael Owen, whereas this wasn't true with NUFC in the eyes of the press 2. The press lick Man U's balls all day long and they're not going to make much of shit like that. Especially if Ferguson starts being a complete fucking bitch, which he's got eternal form for.

This kid signed for Barca yet then?

Maybe he's a little more realistic now. Obviously once he got the Real move he thought he was Football King. Maybe now he realises he's just an decent, injury-prone striker with a limited game. I think his game is far too limited for ManU, Fergie'll realise that pretty quick and Owen will hardly figure in his plans from then on. At that point Owen - more realistic, or not - will become disenchanted and he'll either go to a club much further down the food chain or call it a day and retire. Owen thinks in international tournaments. He'll be hoping to God he can make South Africa, and loads of Man U subs have made England squads/teams in the past.

Maybe Real will nab him.

He'd probably miss the game with a tight groin tbh. Depends if there's an England B match soon after

Mad that, fucking loves running down blind alleys normally.

You're less than 4 Glenn Johnsons, 4 Glenn Johnsons, You're less than 4 Glenn Johnsons

Also I heard Richard Branson's had sex quite a few times.

Ashley must have been having a laugh when he called his empire Sports Direct. No 2 words could be less descriptive of his demeanour: 'sports' (he's a fat fuck) and 'direct' (he's indirect).

excuse me? I think that is what you call a pre-ban. It is like a pre-date only it is a ban. i've only been banned once and that was for calling someone a cunt. see the house of the banned i've never had a previous log in Shame you bothered coming back after the ban tbh that's bang out of order that mind. I agree, he might be a troll, but there's also the small chance he's not and just has an eccentric personality. In which saying something like that is out of order. Most likely it's a troller though, so meh. Eccentric? He seems a bit psychotic. Gotta say mind that I click a thread if I see wshmag's name as the last post - you know something's going down.

That crossed my mind - you're right, it's bizarre. Hope you've read it all now anyway. I thought it was a mint read, really made me wanna buy Michael Owen.

reads like a 10 year old wrote that, crap grammer, "he is the ultra professional", wtf? makes me think it is a hoax Ooh grammar school, mint - I'll raise you. http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9214/owen2.jpg There should be an apostrophe in "NUFCs". Amateur fucks.

These brochures don't write themselves Dave There is only one thing sadder than having a brochure to promote a footballer, and that's the footballer writing it himself in the 3rd person Exactly. Good speller for a footballer mind. Surprised his spelling wasn't championed within the brochure tbh.

These brochures don't write themselves Dave

I don't know, I found both that part and the one about Keegan to be a bit 'No, no! Michael's really loyal, honest!'. Absolutely, it's the only realistic reason why those points were made. They seemed out of place to say the least.

Strange obsession with horses - Bit of a twat - Obsessed with England Weak as piss - Boring as fuck - Not the player he was by a long shot Symbolic of modern football - One trick pony turned no trick pony - Too rich Uninspiring - No Craig Bellamy - Completely alienated NUFC fans Always fucking injured - Worst ever Newcastle captain - £100,000+ a fucking week!

why ? he is obviously s*** if he can't get a game ahead of amoebi and he's a puff . Banned surely? Nah wshmag seems a perfectly reasonable poster, worldly even. Bollocks he's a fucking caveman.

Absolutely. I don't know if I've prepared myself and it's going to be fucking horrid.

That's disgusting, inexcusable, behaviour from any manager. I agree but that's what happens when you appoint a dinosaur and a chancer like Kinnear.

Aye, a badge with the word mug written on it. What right do you have to criticise people who are continuing with their season tickets? Mike Ashley has said he will sell if he is offered £100 million. They will have projected figures for season ticket sales, and hopefully Mike Ashley will be gone by the time next season starts. Why does it make any difference to you if someone has renewed or not? The issue is about renewing before he sells up, not renewing per se. Save your indignation for when you’ve learnt to read. He was going to sell last year but wanted far too much money, what makes you so sure it’ll be different this time? From your previous reply I can only guess you're suggesting that Ashley could be: 1. Falsely implying that he's putting the club on the market 2. Pocketing any income (i.e. using transfer fees to pay off the loan he extended to the club) 3. Re-allocating the LOSSES that Newcastle are by all accounts making to go into further bank loans, overdrafts, credit cards, chucky. This seems highly unlikely in the current climate - where is he getting the credit from so that the cash is there to service this debt? Correct me if I'm wrong and you're suggesting otherwise. I feel like I've just defended Ashley in some way, shape or form and I feel scruffy so thanks for that!