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Just a shit Coloccini?

We're already ahead of them despite playing 42 less games.

They won the league cup during that time. True but the point still stands, I certainly wouldn't swap our Keegan/Robson eras for a League Cup.

We'd outsource it to Sports Direct.

Too old though, no re-sale value.

There will have been a lot of jealousy there from the Villa fans who gloated. I know they were far more successful than us in the 80s etc but we had the whole country talking about us at times in the 90s and 00s while they were a bit of a dull irrelevance.

Amazon don't give much of a shit about profit, do they? And they could make the money back from ads if they wanted to.

How much did Amazon end up paying for it? There was talk it was heavily discounted after being unsold the first time?

Yep

Have Chelsea stagger the payments over 5 years and give us first option on one loan player per season and that's a big part of our "transfer policy" sorted for the foreseeable future. Goes without saying that we cannot and should not let him go as he's our most important player by some distance. If we were building something (lol) we'd want to keep ahold of him for at least the next 1 or 2 seasons and prove he can go some way to fulfilling his ambitions here. As we're a club who actively limits their own potential we know where this is headed though.

Would be a canny move for both parties that IMO, Liverpool desperately need some depth in forward positions and he'd probably be happy enough being a squad player there.

Cake As You Play contract.

When's the replay?

He was linked with the Toon, then Rafa asked Mandoon, that's Pastore

Wouldn't be that arsed about that tbh.

We should buy him so we can chant "When you buy someone new, and it's not Joselu, that's Pastore"

Awksberg more like, when we offer them £3m

Liverpool should be in for him.

Burn baby burn, Sisto infer... No? It's not happening? Areet then, fair enough.

They were months away from bankruptcy before Abramovich came in and started spending unprecedented amounts. Spawniest club going and their fans are mostly wankers, fucking hate them with a passion.