On the plus side, you'd think the welfare of pigeons inside SJP will massively improve once Bruce arrives
http://feintzebra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/liverpool-sunderland-day-steve-bruce-one-1.jpg
There will be a fair few hanging around for definitive news (or getting fed up with no news) on the takeover and potentially cancelling soon on that basis too.
This was it, followed by the most appropriate response:
He would womanise, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he 'invented the question mark'