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"MANDY SAYS RELAX"

I was thinking about this the other day - if you think of Joselu and Perez as our front 2 can you remember a weaker pairing in terms of goal threat who got a run of games for us in the PL? Not sure I can, although I'm sure there are a fair few one-offs.

I totally remember that, was in the papers at the time. Crazy offer.

Brilliant response, can't see the image without hearing the laugh

Yeah I'd be surprised if he ends up having a PL career now, he's spent too many of his formative years not playing.

That is very true, however the statement is probably right Lascelles is not ready yet, if he was playing for one of the top 6 he would certainly be in the squad though. Could the same be said for Dunk? Wonder if Lascelles is ahead of him in the pecking order 2 year age difference but they're both at the age (Lascelles nearly 24 and Dunk nearly 26) where it shouldn't really be prohibitive.

Don't see why Lascelles is a year away when plenty of other players are getting picked these days on the strength of a few games.

No sign of callups for Lascelles or Shelvey then?

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Sky are busy deciding how much to fuck with the fixtures around that time, aren't they?

That game made me remember Shane Ferguson as he made a nice little run with the ball at one stage, which made me recall this: Rangers sign five Newcastle players on loan on deadline day http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/31099950 Just checked and Vuckic played 15 games (scoring 8 goals), the other 4 didn't make an appearance between them. Add it to the list of pointless / exasperating / most probably bent activities we've seen under this owner.

0-4 at Stoke ffs, up there with the Stevenage and Brighton (2nd one) FA Cup exits as the worst games I've ever attended.

Should never split twins up, I said it at the time.

I'll be posting Fenham Mag's post count at approximately 1.30pm tomorrow and I'll just be passing on what I've been told so don't shoot the messenger but you should be excited lads, HTL

I really like him and have done since he joined us, but I voted sell as there's no point having him if the manager never picks him.

I don't think we were a great deal more positive or expansive in the away games versus Swansea & So'ton, where we did pick up points. To be honest this was our gameplan in a lot of away games last season in an inferior division as well. I'm cool with it tbh, Rafa wants the team to be compact and solid before anything else. If you look at the state of our options in some positions I don't blame him. Desperate for a new AM/ST/LB/GK, probably in that order.

London's class, it's just hyper as fuck for the most part. Done 9 years down here, not sure I could do more than 15 but we'll see.

Agree with him tbh, not that our lives will be remotely similar

3-2 England!

Just glanced at the score, Mourinho is a fucking joke.

When we're linked with a list of English players I usually just assume it's lazy reporting and the names are plucked from the journalist's arse.

They'd have to be totally fucking stupid not to know that. Like the current owner.

It's Cronky, his ideal scenario will be 10 more years of Ashley.