Interpolic

I'm not accepting that. If that was a double-whoosh attempt then it was so poorly executed that I claim the whoosh. In a bit.

Fucking world's longest whoosh.

Not really...in '82 the British record transfer was £1.5m. Liverpool paid £1.4 for Mark Lawrenson that same season. In '87 the record was £3.2m, and they paid around almost £2m for Beardsley the same year. Scale that up to current records (£59m presently?), and you'd be looking subjectively at tens of millions Ah OK. Yeah I was being a bit daft really then.

Are you fucking kidding

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36417119 Erm they're asking you for a genuine prediction on who will win the entire tournament, not giving you money to spend at the bookies

"I think you do not have a better English player. Technically, he is as good as you get. The way he executes, how he reads the game, for me he is one of the most sensational you are going to see in Premier League history" Still funny

Liverpool won everything going in the 70s and 80s without ever spending more than a couple of million on a player, it was a minor miracle looking back on it now.

This. Hope you's get home to your families for thanksgiving.

Fat as fuck man-children with massive tits and tiny brains who can't drink a few pints without throwing their toys out the pram on the news this morning. Tournament hasn't even started yet

Yeah, gushing praise of NUFC fans followed by "telt yer he was a cunt"

i/vw ffs

Was class when KI thought Troy Deeney was all one word and he was some Italian striker he'd never seen before.

Where did this all go wrong btw

Jesus

Bernard?

Both class.

In my day shirt numbers were limited to 1-99.

"Thursday 9th June 2016" FUCKING HELL

Euro fanny

Yeah you showed a bit of humility there and didn't come across like an insufferable Man Utd fan on a Newcastle board, careful now. Ruined it immediately As you were. Done talking to Froggy for today.

Froggy does this a lot. Presumably it's to wind Newcastle fans up on a Newcastle board. Wanker behaviour.

Nah. I don't. But aye in the Van Gaal reign we spent roughly £135m on players, not hundreds of millions, and finish 5th. Pretty disappointing. Newcastle spent £93m in the same period and got relegated. It's not the end of the world for us. Martial £36m of that and is a star. Schneiderlin £26m of that and is a starter. Shaw is £27m of that and a star who got his leg broken. Educate yourself man Herrera is class like. Had a couple of injuries but made over 70 apps in two years. Di Maria got injured, then yapped and couldn't handle that Young pushed him out of the time. Then we got £47m for him. Anything else? Is there really any need to be such a smug cunt with your replies? Fellaini started 23 games last season, Schneiderlin 33, Herrera 27. They cost £80m between them. Shaw was overpriced. Schweinsteiger hasn't played much either. Depay flopped, there's another £25m. My point was that barely any of your signings over the last few years have pulled up any trees, so plucking out the Chris Smalling signing amongst all that lot is laughable. And you do come in here telling us you've spent well a lot, I know this because I read it and it's annoying.