Interpolic

Jesus Christ, what a fucking oaf.

"If I drop dead tomorrow..." It's happening, lads.

Starting to get my hopes up he's going to have a heart attack here. Breathing heavily. If not, can they do this every week?

This is fucking ripe for a CassetteBoy job like

Guy's making a fucking tit of himself here like. Thick as fuck.

What the fuck's all this about an oil tanker

Coming across like a thick bellend. "Oh but he can't be a thick bellend cos he's made loads of money". He's a thick bellend.

These guys are fucking morons.

Saw that. An ingenious way to get into the ground for free, but assume it'll be restricted view being in somebody's pocket.

Every time this thread is bumped I wonder what sick racist filth he's peddled now.

Yeah, then he played 2 Premier League games for them before going to Chelsea

You've got the 4th favourite. Yeah, Beren is a shoe-in imo.

Always in their shadow.

"Taking over" Yeah, things will never be the same again.

Not sure our football is street enough to accommodate Gayle.

Fuck off

We know. Thanks for the weekly reminder.

I want him gone, his attitude stinks. Don't need characters like that in the squad.

Just paid, 26 and 50 pls.

It's not even remotely racist imo.

I haven't heard burglary held up as one of the ills of society since the 90s.

If Vardy goes to Arsenal I think he'll do well there tbh. And I can't really blame the player on this occasion, he's a 30 year old striker who has only been playing top flight football for 2 years. His game relies somewhat on his pace, he might only have another few years to try life at such a big club. Obviously it'll be very disappointing for Leicester, but I understand it from both sides.

The French rugby team do it as well, it's almost as if they're a nation of total and utter fannies.

Rafa Benitez has explained his reasons for sitting cross-legged during Tuesday's penalty shoot-out. The Spaniard's unusual pose caused quite a stir after the semi-final victory against Chelsea. However, the Reds boss today told liverpoolfc.tv that he decided to sit simply so the supporters could see. He's so selfless. You not a bit owld to be on the turn, Mick?

Yep, based on the mountain of evidence there's definitely only a ten per cent chance of this one not happening.