We were singing Don't Take Me Home and Don't Sell Cabaye at the same time, both started a similar time at away games. The Cabaye song came first but it wasn't when he was sold that the new one started. No idea whether we were the first though.
That thing about Vardy being on holiday with his mates in Zante having just completed a move from Fleetwood Town the last time the Euros was on is class
I'm uncharacteristically chilled about whether England top the group or not this time, simply because I haven't got a fucking clue who we'll play either way