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I was just saying the other day if this lad gets injured we're fucked. Incredible we didn't even seem to be after a centre half.

Yeah he's not even had a chance to survey his new neighbourhood and decide the immigrants are all to blame for everything yet.

Double Dummett Also give Doumbia a chance to settle ffs, he'll still he getting his bearings especially in this cold weather.

Still laughing at annual leave

Ah fuck, I was wondering where it had all went wrong.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT! Fucking wish I got behind the team more watching it on a stream, would have made the world of difference. And before it's said, aye I go to plenty of games and get behind the team when I'm there. What a drip, always fucking hated the bossman, God rest his soul.

Hilarious collapse - couldn't even just get beat quietly and move on, had to pick up injuries, suspensions and a minor hammering as well. Saying that, we were magnificent.

You'd go some way to beating Aaron Lenton at Everton. Looked like he was auditioning for The Office.

Quite proud I snapped at him immediately with the truth

Aye, because it's the exact same fucking thing as it was with us He surely can't turn this around, he never has. He'll probably scrape by this season then they'll go into next season out of form and out of confidence. I'll be putting money on them going down. BTW what an absolute spacker Cabaye was going there

Knowing Siem's luck he'll have gegs put on him on FIFA immediately, despite his face currently resembling that of a small boy who is a bit ill.

.com quite clearly know more than most a lot of the time, they're not often wrong when they stick their necks out.

He got about 20 yellows one season. Referees were writing his name down in the book before the game to get a bit admin done straight away.

I'm not saying stop doing cowies, I'm just saying don't do them for breakfast because it always inevitably escalates from there. All the best.

Aye exactly, it's an absurd post that. This is a player that wants away and the club is playing hardball with us but he might be gettable, there are no other PL strikers with pace that fit that bracket.

I'd happily pay up to £30m for him, similar fee to Everton paid for Lukaku 18 months ago with a similar track record. Unless he got badly crocked I doubt he'd not either be an excellent signing or not get us a lot of that money back if we moved him on. Beggars can't be choosers for us atm, he's what we need and we need to take the gamble on him.

Not after how he treated Cheryl.

He looks owld he does, fucking owld, he looks owld he does, fucking owld...

He looks so fucking old man, it's incredible. Newcastle sign Patrick Trueman off Eastenders in shock last minute deal.

Was comical like, "my first thoughts are with him... He's a good man". Slimy prick just gauges opinions in the media and everything he comes out with is self-serving.

Plan Z.

No news is good news

Lee's composing a tweet, he's up to character 89. Unfortunately it currently says "pies pies pies pies pies pasties pies" and he'll realise he needs to start again.

I reckon 10 grand to 35 grand, based on absolutely fuck-all.

What utter fucking bullshit Every fucker on here thinks the biggest corporations and governments in the world are bent as fuck.