Interpolic

Gan do you your own thing at your spiritual dump of a football ground in Selhurst Park and leave us alone, you relentlessly tedious cunt. You as well, Pardew.

The Lollege Dropout.

Not been that impressed by an opposition player in a long time, so composed.

He's potentially better than Terry like, or more to the point he's a different type of defender. He's in the Rio Ferdinand mould in that he can play it from the back. Never seen a centre half run the show like that for a long time.

Aye I wouldn't say we deserved anything on the balance of play overall, that type of game you deserve everything you get if you lose, even if we finished brighter.

He was part of the problem there though, he wasn't chasing anything. Mitrovic put him to shame in terms of chasing lost causes and going after a game we looked like we'd be well out of early doors. I'm not saying run about like an absolute spacca but he seemed to cut ties with the game once we'd had a dodgy start. Like I say I wouldn't be surprised if he was off soon, the way he was moping about.

Aye Sissoko fucks up loads but he's generally always our main outlet. He kept plugging away today, he's never going to be a player many of us are a fan of as he's not the most intelligent with the ball but what he tries to do sometimes works and there's nee fucker else trying to cut through the opposition like he does.

I honestly didn't think Perez tried at all, looked towards him now and again and he was always strolling about. Like I say I'm a huge fan as well, I'm not after graft as such but he didn't seem to want to get involved.

Seriously impressed with Stones for them, that kid's an absolute star. Could play anywhere on the pitch, the composure he has. Mbemba was our best player by a distance and we did alright to get back into it given it looked like being a mauling the first 20 minutes. Sucker punch at the end. Was nice being back there again, suspect it'll be the last time for a while again. Was incredibly disappointed with Perez given he's my favourite Newcastle player. Was strolling around disinterested, at least Sissoko was involved. Something going on there like, Perez seems really pissed off.

I got given these from an account manager at work whose a season ticket holder as a thanks for helping him out when he started. First time I've been in years and my conscience is clear. Should obviously have burnt them and sent him the video on Skype mind.

Popping to town for about 3, looks like bar loco with neesy and me dad and maybe a few others. Pop in if you fancy a pint before the game.

Would probably still fluke another 20 years, the lucky cunt.

We'll never know. The Stifler mysteries, with Stifler.

Merry Christmas everyone, hope everyone has lovely days

You've always had a spiritual connection with them like.

It's a fucking mental post like

Aye I'm going and my record's woeful. Been to Three Point Lane twice in the last 4 or so years, we lost 5 nowt and 4 nowt. Gave the 3 wins a miss.

Hate it when me dad does stuff like that, hiding things around the house. Infuriating.

We'll make our own luck from now on.

How many does he need, a couple of hundred or so?

wot Knew Dave would love that.

Ah man, I'm just too fucking likeable innit

Ah I feel left out now.