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Oh man.

Hope his knob falls off into an active volcano.

what you doing man parky you mad cunt

FFS man. £12m? Could get miles better than him for that.

It's just a shame they were shite coaches. They were utter fucking knobs.

Elliott thought Pardew, Carver and Woodman were top lads.

Why the ban?

This is a great point. Makes no sense, given how proven it is that some players from abroad take a while to settle.

Why would Marseille want him back btw, if he was that shite for them?

Robert Pires looked wank for about a year.

I honestly think it's a nice-to-win game. Not like we should down tools and start talking to Marlon Harewood if we don't win.

Probs told him about Eat4Less, am I fucking right guys or what!

This is pissing me off now, what are people's definitions of a must-win game? Like, what happens if we don't win it? We will definitely go down even though there are 16 games left and we're only a few points adrift? I'm not having a pop or committing myself one way or the other on whether we'll go down or not, but must-win games in January when we're not completely fucked yet FFS. I'm gonna send this on to McClaren for his team talk. "Chill lads".

He's a lot sloppier with the ball than I was expecting, often seems to bounce off him but that could be down to confidence. I know YouTube videos can be misleading but I do still think there's something there, reminded me of Waddle with his languid style and direct running.

Like I said the other day, if Spurs want shot of him he's probably shite. They don't persevere with good players, as they have done with him, and then shift them on.

I'd move Tiote on while his stock is relatively high. Might not get the chance otherwise. Saivet and Shelvey should come straight in, will be very disappointed if not.

Agreed. Shock.

Oh Beauvve, FM. FML.

Marseille signed him for €15m 2 years ago. Aye, wasn't highly rated.

It really does. 8 years ago we were signing players as favours to agents. I doubt that type of thing has stopped. That's exactly what I was getting at, aye. Player gets a nice holiday, him and his agent and the selling club getting paid a ton. Might get a few favours later on.

Why the fuck did they sign this guy then never play him? Seems fishy as fuck to me.

Not this shit again.

Must-win games don't really exist imo, especially in January. Other than games you mathematically need to win to not go down. If there was such a thing as must-win then Sunderland would been relegated 4 or 5 years straight. Anything can happen, particularly for a team like ours that is set up to counter attack.

They'd be consistent with our policy tbh, players that have burnt bridges at their clubs and want away.