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Also, where are the Taylors? Seems a few are missing.

My mistake leaving that one in... Fabrizio Coloccini £10,300,000 Papiss Demba Cisse £10,000,000 Jonas Gutierrez £7,000,000 Vurnon Anita £6,700,000 Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa £6,700,000 Hatem Ben Arfa £5,750,000 Mathieu Debuchy £5,500,000 Davide Santon £5,300,000 Yohan Cabaye £5,000,000 Ismael Tioté £3,500,000 Gabriel Obertan £3,000,000 Moussa Sissoko £2,500,000 Massadio Haidara £2,000,000 Yoan Gouffran £1,200,000 Gael Bigirimana £1,000,000 Mike Williamson £1,000,000 Curtis Good £400,000 Robert Elliot £100,000 Total £76,950,000 Remy (if he counts).

GW8: Newcastle 1-3 Liverpool Arsenal 3-0 Norwich Chelsea 2-0 Cardiff City Everton 3-2 Hull City Man Utd 2-0 Southampton Stoke City 1-1 West Brom Swansea 2-1 Sunderland West Ham 1-1 Man City Aston Villa 0-1 Tottenham Crystal Palace 1-1 Fulham

Makes nee sense, soz.

:lol: Exactly the reaction I got when we beat Man Ure 3-0 Keep The Faith Fucking lunatic. Indeed I am You gonna be brave and stick a few quid on it though ? What you get? 50-1? 270/1 on skybet Canny. Jonas fgs and 4-3 is 1500/1. Seems a decent bet. Change that to Williamson for 6000/1

Not just you mate, no personal offence meant. I couldn't care less.

Double denim? Come on Gazza, you're better than that.

I think im just bored with football now, the whole lot is just fucking shit. From the media making mountains out of mole hills, gob shyte pundits, manager interviews, player interviews, ENGLAND, FIFA, sponsorship, talk of revenue streams...REVENUE STREAMS!!!! John Motson, will he have die? Lawro, Sky Sports news getting racker hard-ons over nothing stories, goal celebations, players with earings, spoilt players, Jamie Redknapp, what is he? The pressure of being in the premier league, Sam Allerdyce getting praise for his brand of football, old pals act with the pundits, pundits not willing to say "its a fucking DIVE" incase they upset their pals, QATAR, the cost of watching football, the price of merchandise, WONGA, Sports Direct and its awful raping of NUFC and the big fat man child Mike Ashley. Oh and Ill suck anything coming my way Mr Alan Pardew. Its all just constant shit. Its not like its football anymore, take a step back, its a fucking soap opera. Its bloody awful. Fair do's. Starting to feel much the same, I liked football a lot more in the 90s when I was just getting into it.

Aye. You're fucking mad, it's hilarious.

Your posts in the football section are keeping me sane.

Will do. Great gag.

Can't believe this went unnoticed.

I was thinking just that earlier. Thanks.

Anyone got that quote that used to be in Tooj's sig? Seems to have been changed.

Jack Flash. :lol: Might have to brush up (HAHAHAHA!) on me Paint skills again.

He's been saying we'll be signing more English players since May, we've since brought 1 French player in on loan. As if he has any say on the matter, man.

I reckon he'd say the season before last was an entertaining time, even though it largely wasn't. Results were nice like, obvs.

This is pretty much where I'm at too. Me too, 100%. The contempt he's showing for supporters more and more freely pushes me over the edge in that respect. If it's Kinnear it's Kinnear. Ideal scenario is Pardew leaves on the same day as Kinnear goes into a coma on the same day as some daft cunt from Walker wins the EuroMillions and takes over the club in partnership with Ant & Dec and Jimmy Nail. Apparently we pressed Liverpool too much when they humped us 6-0 so we won't be pressing this time round. We'd lost the game after minutes, having looked completely listless and disinterested.

What an idiot.

There's no other way to interpret it other than the literal interpretation that's staring you right in the face.

Clockwork.

Actually all of the most successful clubs in the world have only a handful of fans who couldn't give a fuck whether they win or lose, so he's got a point tbf. Honestly, after all of the patience he's been personally afforded I can't believe he's still coming out with this stuff. The man is a first-class mook.

Stop caring and we'll be a better club. Outrageous. Yet again.

You'll not find many people on here who can't stand Pardew that don't feel the same way about Ashley, they just don't mention the latter as often because the manager will naturally come in for more frequent criticism since he's in charge of the day-to-day. People aren't going to say "Ah fuck Ashley, employing this sap and not having any ambition for the club" time and time again, they'll say it now and again but the day-to-day life of a football supporter is looking at performances and results. Stop trying to teach people to suck eggs, everyone knows what's going on at the club.