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They must be well tight if you can see he's got a silly cockend.

Bollocks.

Same here and have been saying so for a while. I've been saying it for 9 days. Beat that. Well I've been saying I suspect he's for the chop for a lot longer than 9 days.

Same here and have been saying so for a while. They tried to bail him out in January, they'd have to be incredibly daft to believe the wave of new excuses since then. I'll be amazed if he's still here come August, absolutely astonished.

Shurrup man! When was the last time Jon Walters scored a hatrick? You're welcome, everyone.

Stoke have scored.

I love how seriously everyone takes these Parky threads.

I've mentioned our recent woes to my lass (who has no interest in NUFC whatsoever) and she says she's never seen me happier football-wise than the Championship season, as we were winning games, it was cheaper to go to the match, etc. In stark contrast to the normal grumpy weekends she has to put up with. I asked her flat-out if that meant she wanted us to get relegated and she was very non-committal.

Wew.

http://i.imgur.com/TUigmm7.jpg This is becoming an addiction.

Stop reading too much into things Dave, all managers talk the biggest load of shit you've ever heard in your life.

Anyone who says they wouldn't take Benitez should be detained under the Mental Health Act tbh. I don't like him but I'd take him of course.

I'm not, I thought that us potentially being in the bottom 3 on Tuesday night left us helpless, but I was wrong and I will carry that to my grave.

Aye, I've just done the BBC predictor and it definitely isn't out of hands. Worra muppet. We win both and we stay up. We won't beat Arsenal though tbf, not when they need something.

I'm sure there's been a discussion about things being out of a team's hands on here before, and it was not fun. It is out of our hands at the moment. If Sunderland avoid defeat tomorrow and Wigan win then it's out of our hands because no matter how many points we get or how many goals we score, we could still go down. While there's the possibility of those 2 results happening, it's out of our hands, and only if they don't happen will it be back in our hands again. Hands.

Fucking eye-opening forum like.

It's out of our hands and it's also out of Wigan's hands.

He doesn't need to. We just need to beat QPR. It could be the worst game I've ever seen, with our backs to the wall for 90 mins before Dan Gosling, after coming on to replace a clearly fresh and lively Hatem on 26 mins, scores a bicycle kick from our own six yard box. It doesn't matter. Three points is all that counts. Hmm, weird.

He doesn't need to. We just need to beat QPR. It could be the worst game I've ever seen, with our backs to the wall for 90 mins before Dan Gosling, after coming on to replace a clearly fresh and lively Hatem on 26 mins, scores a bicycle kick from our own six yard box. It doesn't matter. Three points is all that counts. Stating the bloody obvious there like, the point is we've won one away game all season so it's hardly a certainty that the manager can lead us to a 2nd.

Exactly. Incredible to take both him and Gouffran off, we suddenly became toothless and looked like we might concede when we'd looked the better side prior to that.

I'm inclined to agree if it's one or the other. Didn't look like he needed to come off yesterday to me though.

I think what gets me down more than anything (other than poor performances) is the tiny club patter that comes from many connected with NUFC, which is miles away from the sort of attitude I grew up with when the likes of KK and SBR were in charge.

For me, it has and it hasn't. Just want a team to be proud of then my interest will increase again I'd have thought. In times like these it's a bit of an unwelcome distraction - I can't stop watching it but it does ruin my weekend a lot of the time. I don't think that's due that much to passion either, just a frustration that I could be doing something better with my time. Still love going to games when I get the chance mind, no matter how shite we are.

Yawn, another excuse to add to the list.

This. I'm flabbergasted. I just don't get it.