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Jol or Martinez would be the very definition of a sideways step. Jol wouldn't be a sideways step from Pardew like, no chance.

He really is.

I'd probably forgive someone who watched geet loads of football and not just motd. I've found it boring and frustrating as sin watching us this year so God knows how it looks to the neutral. Putting aside how we are as a club of course.

Not a chance in hell. Doubt it either, although the wind's definitely changing.

Mourinho's ego's big enough to take the job.

Llambias is a gobshite, I'm sure if I dug around long enough I could find countless quotes where he's gone on to contradict himself. Place no credence on quotes like that whatsoever.

Same, hopefully that's the end of Wigan.

Get the fuck in.

OHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWW Body Vormmmmmmmmm!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I love this feeling on N-O that people should only be pissed off by surprises. I expected Wigan to beat WBA and Swansea and us to force a draw at best vs West Ham, so what?

Actual injuries would be rarer than 10 goal thrillers.

Game about to kick off, howay the Swans.

You fucking morons.

http://www.sabinabecker.com/images/fuckoff-spaghettios.jpg

"The number you have called is not recognised..." WHO'S FUCKING SIDE ARE YOU ON, THREE MOBILE?!

I'll try 6345 6345 6345 (NEIL NEIL NEIL).

If it gets to quarter to 8 I'll ring his house. Anyone got his house phone number?

Just messaged him on Faceys. Have started mildly threatening (i.e. "you better...") and will build it up. We're nothing without Neil in this situation.

Neil man, just put like 50p or something on you toffee sucking arsehole.

Someone put a bet on them ending the game with 11 men too, and one on McManaman not getting his head kicked off his shoulders.

Don't worry, I've put my bet on with full faith I'll have £12.60 in my account later on. It's the only way to do it.

In his interview prior to the West Brom game he was raving about how great it was that they had 5 games in 15 days or whatever. Used words like "opportunity", "momentum" and "positivity" I believe. I'm not even gonna add anything more. If we stay up, get this man in. The players would get all cocky with all of that airy-fairy positivity man, we're far better off with the Grim Reaper getting the excuses in early so nobody looks stupid.

Put my last £7 on Wigan to win.