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David Jelly.

Paul Mince.

Justice for the bitey prick. It'll be interesting to see what the FA does, since nobody has a clue how they'll treat any given incident and they appear to draw their decision out of a hat.

Rodgers coming across like an absolute burk here.

EH.

Well done for eloquently standing up for yourself in response to a daft cunt trying to belittle you.

Have you only been following us for a couple of years? The seasons under Souness were far worse. How uncharacteristically condescending.

ffs. Interpolic? Hello mate! Sorry, I'm on my phone so can't see who you're quoting - who said that, Ian?

Scuppered by Rolf Harris marra.

Dodgy pitch is another excuse - add it to the list with Notting Hill Carnival, the Jimmy Saville scandal and 9/11.

Good post, Sifu - I'm also getting to the stage where I'm less and less interested if this is what the craic is.

Skillful prick.

Haven't seen any of the match but I feel somehow justified in saying it's been crap and Pardew can fuck off. Jokes. Having a pop at people who do that, like Ian.

Me neither, it's sunny so I'm off out to feed the ducks. If the ducks don't eat your bread they must be tired. I told them they might be eating a week ago and they haven't been fed since, so they better eat the bloody bread.

Me neither, it's sunny so I'm off out to feed the ducks.

It's not a meltdown, your face is a meltdown. Aye, I've decided to fuck it off now like, I need a break from this place if Ian's carry on is so acceptable to everyone but me like.

Ian doesn't have an opinion in this thread, he sits in here fielding criticism of Pardew like he's his spokesman. As much of a moan as I can be, I'm generally quite astute at spotting trends in people's behaviour in life quite quickly, which is half the reason I called you a cunt early doors. It was because it was so fucking massively obvious that you are a massive fucking cunt. Plenty of people seem to like Ian's act though, it's an eye opener for sure. Can you ban me please mods, I just called Stu a cunt and am disheartened by people coming on here day after day doing nothing but playing devil's advocate for their own amusement while offering no valid opinions of their own. Cheers (Stu is a CUNT), laters.

What the hell is that meant to mean ? Is being pissed of at our position and that result 'extreme' ? His quotes about this result would only be somewhat understandable if it was an anomaly in a season that hadn't been so absolutely fucking disastrous. Take his quotes in context and I don't even know how he's got the fucking nerve.

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Actually sounds a lot more reasonable when put in a fuller context. It's the most embarrassing result in my lifetime following NUFC and he doesn't appear to give a f***. Aye, he's well reasonable, what a guy. He has to try put a positive spin on it, it's his only choice. I think he knows it's embarrassing but I would agree he doesn't seem to understand exactly how much so. He should be fucking ashamed. He is not putting a positive spin on it in the right way whatsoever, he's making excuses and taking pot shots at those daft cunts down the road. A positive spin would be to say he felt deeply upset he'd caused NUFC fans such hurt and wouldn't rest until he'd made up for it. Instead his quotes since the game have been insulting.

Actually sounds a lot more reasonable when put in a fuller context. It's the most embarrassing result in my lifetime following NUFC and he doesn't appear to give a fuck. Aye, he's well reasonable, what a guy.

I think it's making a point of when I think someone is on the wind-up, I don't see how that's being unduly personal. If you think it is then tell me why.