Interpolic

Me too. Just been for a massive swim and it hasn't helped matters either. When the FUCK did you capitalise your name? He's been well up himself for quite a while now, sad to see.

Tell that to your hero, he sounds like he needs cheering up.

You fucking what?

Kablam!

We're trying something new. This is the positive Pardew thread, and the other one is the negative thread. This is for his supporters. Erm, what in God's fucking name are you doing, Mike? Trying to fuck with fundamentals here. Sack the mod.

What the fuck did I do? Started a thread of misery. I'll remember it mate.

Fuck off Mike.

Please stop with the multi-replies. One post for replying is enough. That's rich coming from you That's the joke, motherfucker! Anyway, there'll be a brand new Pardew thread soon. Edit: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93975.0.html

I would say there's literally no chance whatsoever of that happening. Have to agree, mind. If they do that they can properly fuck off.

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Is it not just because there are not really many alternatives all of a sudden? I'd love it to be true, but nah - going shopping at Stratford Westfield with my girlfriend beckons.

Fuck off. They're just words, man! Interpolic perfectly described what would happen in the future but they're just words! There's no need for you to be an idiot as well mate, don't get dragged down. Man, just catching up with this properly. Don't get dragged down Jack, avoid it. Ian. What do you mean by don't get dragged down? What do you mean by fuck off? What do you mean by anything? Your wooly wummery has got even worse if anything since I was harsh about it last week.

Don't see how I've said owt wrong there, I should be being lauded as a modern prophet if anything.

We had a decent 10 minutes in the home leg versus Benfica and the rest of it was largely gutless, I'm fucking fed up with him treating our elimination from that competition as some kind of feather in his cap already.

I'm trying my best to ignore him but that interview is unacceptable from an NUFC manager. Makes me feel like I support the tiniest club in the world, managed by the most frightened man on the planet. Good luck to Ian W on his general 10-4 shift tomorrow trying to defend that shit. I'm thinking of dropping it altogether which for me only means not watching the majority of games on TV and my laptop and actually being in attendance for 5-10 of them. However I know people who can't be arsed with their season tickets anymore, others who have had the joy sucked out of it for them and are sick of pointless away trips. This is the situation we're in. Football isn't fun anymore and it's this daft cunt's fault.

I have noticed on here people seem to just ignore these disclaimers when it suits. I think the reaction was generated by someone else saying it was one of the best posts on here for ages. Like, two people thinking someone is absolutely amazing when it's essentially made up. Yeah, I agree with Ian W.

One of the best posts in here. Not having a go at either of you but it's just basically speculation based on a hunch. Not sure how anyone knows anything about the dynamic of the Ashley / Llambias relationship and therefore which one is a bigger Pardew fan than the other.

You've really got it in for Mike tonight like.

They'll be fucking livid.

I understand that. I'm just playing devil's advocate because the FA really ARE a bunch of fuckwits, and I cannot wrap my head around their random decision making. It's a travesty that Aguero gets away scot-free while Giroud's appeal was turned down and he has to serve a 3 match ban. McManaman gets nothing, and Cabaye gets 3(?) matches for his retaliation on El Abd. It's an absolute joke, and this willy nilly arbitration affects clubs more than they punish the player. By all accounts, Suarez had cleaned up his act relatively of late, so how were his club supposed to know he would do this? Believe me, I hate the cunt with the fire of a thousand suns. Just feel that the FA are dicking around with the rules and there are no standards to adhere to. Yeah, fair enough - I agree with much of what you've said there, just not that Suarez and Liverpool didn't have it coming.

Bit random.

Disagree wholeheartedly with that, this is the risk you take when you buy absolute pricks.

http://i.imgur.com/gVBdihK.png Looks like fucking Harry Enfield.