Interpolic

Pleeeease let this happen, I'll happily forgo my 1 point in the predictions league.

It'll be all somebody else's fault again I'd imagine. He was misquoted / one of his minders said it, you heard it here first.

That's an absolute disgrace if true.

http://www.ngsprints.co.uk/images/M/434891.jpg

Man, why didn't I put the bets on this week? 3 correct scores already, would have made a half-decent profit. It's hard to summon up the motivation to put them on each week when it's a bit of a faff and you're usually looking at a really exciting 30p profit or something.

Since we're allowed to post fixtures these days, these are ours until the end of February: December 2012 Newcastle v QPR Sat 22 Dec 15:00 Man Utd v Newcastle Wed 26 Dec 15:00 Arsenal v Newcastle Sat 29 Dec 17:30 January 2013 Newcastle v Everton Wed 2 Jan 20:00 Norwich v Newcastle Sat 12 Jan 15:00 Newcastle v Reading Sat 19 Jan 15:00 Aston Villa v Newcastle Tue 29 Jan 19:45 February 2013 Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 2 Feb 15:00 Tottenham v Newcastle Sat 9 Feb 12:45 Newcastle v Southampton Sat 23 Feb 15:00 I think if I'm being optimistic then perhaps 12 points is achievable given the way things have been going. If that happens and we have 26 points after 27 games then we'll probably still be in trouble. I think we've seen an upturn in performances and style of play but it needs to turn into good results sharpish. I'll start getting really worried if Pardew gets frustrated and reverts back to the 442 hoofball stuff because then I'll think we're really in trouble. Persevere with this long enough and we should be OK, particularly when we get the likes of Cabaye and Ben Arfa back in the side.

I got that right as well, take no pleasure in it.

Over the course of the whole game? Are you this man: http://www.christophernolan.net/images/memento_stills_20.jpg

He's been moaning all game, Yaya Toure.

Hmm, you've got to get that on target Cisse.

Howay lads.

The Bet365 advert. Man City to win 5-0 - 20/1.

What the fuck is Ba doing this game, man? Just running into trouble every time.

Ah, fuck off.

Nasri going off with sore balls.

Get up man you prick, Jesus Christ.

Yaya Toure is a right whingeing twat.

Unlucky, coming back into it.

Do you understand the offside rule? Whose side are you on like?

Chasing shadows here, man.

Well we're wide open now, looks like they can get as many as they like.

Sweaty square ball cunts.

We're going to hoof it now and then, a bit less hoof and I'm happier. Tiote, man!