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Oh hang on, you're on about Xisco - thank God for that.

Not anymore he's not, matey. He can't start games. Keegan and Allardyce had him where he belonged: 5th choice/oot the door - and that was when he had a modicum of mobility. Eh, he was a kid back then. Even by the time Keegan left he was still only 17, when Allardyce left he was 16 (and also he was at Southampton).

What a ridiculous weekend of football.

You're a muppet if you thought Universal Soldier was a documentary tbh.

I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm not arsed, but I'm totally resigned to a season with mediocre results and shit performances leading to a fairly poor league position that there's a certain degree of apathy setting in for me now. Don't think we'll go down or be in any great danger (touch wood) but there's nothing to see here, with regards to our season. I think it'll kick off next summer mind, can see a few of our better players wanting to leave and who can blame them?

Oh, so this is why Southampton will beat us.

I'm just about on the side of abolishing international football at this point tbh. If international tournaments didn't brighten up my summer so much there'd be no doubt.

All the best teams are playing this style man, pipe down.

It's not a very smart move from Senegal IMO, it's best for all parties if there's a harmonious relationship between a player's club and country. If they think we've behaved badly then warn us for sure, but to pull this card out over a friendly is bloody pathetic.

3 points for me today, what a thoroughly mental set of results.

Is there even any indication that we lied about his injury?

You only need 11 purple players man, it's foolproof. Tbh there was more competition for places last season, with the likes of Guthrie and Best performing well and pushing for a starting place.

Those quotes. We're massive underdogs every single game, it's a wonder we get any points at all.

His words don't usually relate to his actions that closely, but aye we'll see.

GW12: 1. 3-2 2. 1-0 3. 2-1 4. 1-0 5. 3-1 6. 1-1 7. 1-3 8. 1-3 9. 2-0 10. 2-1

They need to fuck right off like.

We pay his wages man you silly pricks.

Jovetic is class on FIFA as well, deal sealed for me.

Ah, got it. Brilliant that like.

What's this new Cabaye song then?

Yep, exactly.

They've lost their last 3 league games. I've just given you a preview of Pardew's next interview, you're welcome.

A lack of investment doesn't explain why we only spent money on midfield when other areas were equally or more in need of an upgrade. We may have spend coppers on defence but I haven't seen a fee mentioned for Good. It's honestly really simple IMO, if we're not getting a player for a 'bargain' price we're not getting him. To an extent position doesn't matter. It's a perplexing approach. We'd have been much better off paying the going rate in positions we're short in, principally in the forward slots as you can sometimes get away with a lack of depth in defence if you've got enough going forward and everything's clicking.

Yeah, I've no faith that we'd replace them quickly and adequately.