Interpolic

Fucking unbelievable. Unforgiveable start.

"Where's your famous atmosphere?" - Are they for real?

That's fucking terrible. Lucky.

We are fucking wide open and so is the game, I called it after 2 minutes. Need to tighten it up or else they'll destroy us.

Better. It all needs to go through him.

Bollocks. Knew it.

Not enjoying this.

Nowt wrong with what he did there. There was. Rooney said there was, so there was. Alright? Exactly. It's so fucking wrong like. Knobheads. This game's a bit open for my liking so far.

Nowt wrong with what he did there.

Fuck off man, Webb.

Howay the lads. Was the last 4pm Sunday kick off at St James for this fixture the 5-0?

Ah, there it is.

Dont we all Play with bairn's bits and pieces? Nar. Sorry.

Hahahahaha, that bairn's playing with his bits and pieces.

I asked the missus to pick a bet and she's put £2 on 3-2 to us, returns 60 odd quid. I've also put a quid on a Ba-Man hatrick, similar return.

That's what I pay my subscription for like, fucking brilliant. The match will have to be good to live up to that.

Ba-Man vs Robin. Fucking outstanding that.

Guess who had 2-2? Man. I've done well on results this week, just need a scoreline to come in.

Mannn, I had 1-1 in the predictions. Knew another goal was coming mind.

Thank God for that, I was getting a bit tetchy you'd catch up with me.

FYP.

he is? Hasn't he racked up loads of posts on here and acted like an NUFC fan? Sorry, I just mean that Masterplan patter is exactly like Phil K's. Sorry I mean EXACTLY like PHIL K's.

As stated in the RTG thread that's one of the best sentences of all time. He was (probably!) joking like, but it's brilliant.

Bit shocked to realise Phil K is a mackem. Feel a bit like how I did the first time I saw the twist in The Usual Suspects.