Interpolic

Where were you when Newcastle signed Danny Drinkwater on loan in January 2021?

Well done, Dave.

Every day is like Sunday.

Doesn't help that all the Steves share one brain either.

Wewww we're winning 0-0

Christ al-fucking-mighty

Lolllllardyce

Jesus, is he still saying that He was saying that at Bolton then came here to play hoofball to Owen and Martins.

He's totally fucking thick as fuck, that'll be why.

How many points do we get for moral victories again?

Like debating whether you preferred Fred or Rose West.

Absolutely spot on from start to finish, that.

The Thin Red Skin

total loser confirms he's happy being a loser after loss that never looked like being anything other than a loss

A moral victory for the flabby man.

What a fucking arsehole.

Jesus, he's fucking Perd Hapley, the dense cunt.

We will have gone so far back to basics the players will have been learning to breathe again this week. Next week walking. 2023 we'll get to passing and that'll take around 2 seasons to perfect. We'll start working on pressing around 2030 in the Conference. Progress takes time innit.

"Arsenal on 14 points, that shows you how tough it is" What does Southampton being on 24 points show then? Villa on 22 points? Most if not all clubs in the league playing far better football than us, what does that show? "There will be periods when you're up and down" Is that why you've not won 3 consecutive PL games since 2009? "Only a few weeks ago we were delighted with the performance and win at Crystal Palace and followed it up against West Brom" Both painful performances to watch, i.e. the norm. Then you cry when we get the results those performances deserve. Piss off man you fat plank.

Every Which Way But Bruce

Brainspotting

The Thicker Man

Honey I Ruined The Longstaffs