Interpolic

Lucky bastard.

Transferred Ruediger in this week too

I fucking agonised over who to bench for days as well.

41 points on the pitch, 43 points on the bench

I'm gonna fuckin scream

Looks like he'll get 2 points?

Fucking 30 points sat on me bench

Martinez, DCL and Cresswell on my bench for absolute fucks sake Put your house on Gundogan to score a hatrick tomorrow to complete the set.

£40m for Joelinton is beginning to look a bit steep tbh.

Hahahaha going forward, what an idiot.

"hahahaha Fabian nearly fell over"

Good shout, I'll keep him for a bit but patience is wearing thin.

Fuck off Branko, nowt wrong with "going forward".

Going forward I think I'm going to get Maddison in for Son, and a Chelsea defender in too. Difficult to know what to do with Salah, is anyone else losing patience with him? Someone like Grealish would have got me far more points lately.

Actually quite disappointed with 79 points despite it being my 3rd best score this season. 8/11 players returned but if I'd captained Fernandes instead of Salah then that's an extra 15 points and had Antonio on the bench with 8 points.

The manager?

Makes sense as it would be a shame to lose such a magnificent football mind entirely.

"Dear Stiv Booce, As one of our most valued customers..." I decided to claim it was fan mail in a press conference.

Dust yersel doon, midds

Commentator: I think they've decided to just give ASM the ball. Yeah, no shit mate.

The Charnley bit. "we've got a bit of room at the end here, lads"

It's a lot easier to want us to lose once you've given up watching the games I've found Livescore is one of my fave sources of lols these days.

too harsh. We can't buy a win ffs. I know Bruce looks like a vulnerable owld biddy but I'm sick of being made to feel like I should treat him like one.

Every game's a tough game when your manager's a fucking meathead.