Interpolic

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55121759 Emo Guardiola

Based on impact, #2 with Shearer 1st. Him and Robert took a team from midtable to the Champions League. He was dynamite for us. Didn't score enough goals and was injured too often but if you watched the games every week you knew he gave us that extra dimension nobody else could. Shankley used to say to Keegan at Liverpool, go out there and drop a few hand grenades - that's exactly the style Bellamy had, pressing from the front and causing mayhem with his pace. Class player.

Bruce will get them to run it off.

Nah that's pathetic. It's Steve Bruce ffs, managing us in 2020. Call it what it is.

He's half right there tbf.

2 wins this month, we are spoiled.

I used to enjoy Fridays.

That was your entertainment for the night, lads.

Fucking hell, has he killed him?

Bruce's brilliant analytical mind will be telling him that it worked in London once this season so it might work again, with a bit of luck of course.

Why the fuck has he highlighted a game from last season as his preferred way of playing?? Presumably because that was literally the only bearable performance the entire season

cool Still chuffed the absolute wankers had to abandon their ppv model so quickly

Why? Cos a handful of people can get into some grounds? Hope not, would be daft.

Loves collecting weird little stats that make him sound better, this daft cunt. 2 of those games were against Everton and Southampton, and they were missing their best players. Twat.

it's the same "philosophy" Souness and Pardew had. Take no responsibility and say the players should be able to work it out themselves. Then gan radge when anyone asks what the point of them is then.

one of my first ever idols, had a couple of videos of his in our family house growing up and they got hammered. RIP

Thank god we have him keeping things real. Pretty much the only one in the media who does. What’s he said? We don’t expect CL football, just want our teams to compete Yeah along the lines of "Some people will tell you Newcastle fans demand Champions League football but they don't. Right now they'd like to see a shot on target after a dreadful first half".

Love Jake Humphrey

@Optimistic Nut https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/18/who-are-the-unofficial-premier-league-champions-football-the-knowledge

Haven't been able to trust the guy one bit since I noticed he is also a Waitrose on Finchley Road

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-barnes-newcastle-bruce-takeover-19277482 Add this plank to the shit list.

Jealous

All PL games now included in the usual subscriptions until at least the new year. Delighted they've fucked themselves over pointlessly for a shitload of terrible PR, and had to abandon the whole idea due to it being an unmitigated disaster. Wankers.

Ronaldo-esque