Interpolic

Have taken too many point hits lately but considering a minus 4 next week to swap Kane in for Vardy and Maddison in for Son. Feels like I have the wrong Spurs/Leicester attackers atm.

7 figures, oh no however will we manage to account for that drop in the ocean?

"Well ah kner what's coming ma way now, that's for sure"

Not basic enough.

Bruce will be desperate to keep the score down.

and a 2nd goes in

He can spin this into a moral victory if we lose by less than 3. It's not even a hand grenade the players have thrown that he can't explain this time.

Well this is definitely basic.

How's the pride, passing and participating going so far?

Just started watching and see we've turned up for the game. Tick.

I was gonna sack this game off like I have the last few but the more I read in the buildup the more I think it might be quite a funny watch tbh.

As long as the players take pride in their aimless performance and give off the impression they're taking part in a football match then that's the full set of basics covered and you can't ask much else tbh.

The new guy seems alright tbh.

We've turned up for every game this season so we're killing that basic tbh.

If we turn up that's 1 out of 4 basics down yeah, what's your problem?

If we lose by 2 goals or less he'll carry on like we were facing Wenger's Invincibles and call it a moral victory anyway, so...

Basics: 1. Attend the game 2. Pride 3. Passing 4. Participate Got it.

Cancelo benched as well. Bald hipster prick.

His brain's a worse state than his da's face.

"You're thick and we're sick of it"

Sky put them up the other day. It was like night and day. And performance wise it's like night and early evening.

It's honestly the easiest job in world football now. In a thoroughly bleak season it has taken a dismal defeat against a side with 2 points in 17 games for the manager to experience any serious criticism. The remit is to exist with no fuss, if you do that then you're in no danger of losing your job. It's a piece of piss.

I've had De Bruyne all season but sacked him off recently. I think I'm OK with that given how Man City aren't very free scoring this season, and have Cancelo (quite a few clean sheets lately) and Foden (much cheaper than KDB) to try to take advantage of their fixtures. This will age well when De Bruyne scores 2 hatricks.