Interpolic

Was a lad at my Christmas work do the other night who looked like Obertan, stayed well clear. I actually think he's done alright so far, been fairly threatening.

Seems a bit harsh that he got to start against the 3 best teams in the country and isn't being used against lesser sides, particularly if he doesn't get on for more than ten minutes today.

Obertan aside, that's as good as could be expected, fair do's. Hope Ben Arfa gets at least half an hour though.

What a pointless statement. Well I think he's saying he's fallible. He forgets that most of the people reading will have seen him play football so are all too aware of this fact.

Smash it! The reinvention of Andy Gray and Richard Keys The two disgraced former Sky football presenters are offering their 'banter' on the after-dinner speaking circuit. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/lostinshowbiz/2011/dec/15/smash-andy-gray-richard-keys?newsfeed=true I've only skim-read this but I liked 2 things about this story: firstly the tour is actually called Smash It, and secondly this quote from their manager Georgina Brassington:

Fuck aye, hadn't thought of that!

£10m? He's scored THREE league goals!

Honestly man, not this shit again. Had sort of forgot how eagerly we appeared to be bickering over a few quid last summer and how fucking tedious it was.

If he plays Smith, Obertan and Lovenkrands and has Santon and Ben Arfa on the bench then he's back on my list.

I just find it boring. Same goes for The Times. Excuse the cretinous word choice but the banter is better on say the Ramble. With the Ramble I did the same thing I always do when I discover something late - fell in love with it, listened to it far too much, got bored of it, hated it, then developed a more logical view of it. When it's funny it's really funny and I look forward to it every week again now.

I can't get away with the Guardian podcast really, they just seem like a bunch of smug twats.

I've always just had a funny feeling about this guy for some reason, have never been that keen even though I've seen very little of him. Agree that this will probably put the striker search on the back burner for another 6 months. If not then it'd be nice to sign one not at the ACoN.

I'm so sick of reading about Barton now.

Abso-bloody-exactly, it defies logic.

I completely agree with him. No way I'm driving 300 miles to watch that cunt. I saw him for a few minutes at Norwich and his hair was canny nice tbh, softened the blow of the defeat a bit.

Aye, fair enough.

You're right mind - the point is that once the club decides they want rid of a player that's it, basically.

6?

Have I missed something? Are we publishing the minutes from every single meeting at the club now and I've missed it? In situations like this, newspaper reports and little snippets from manager and player are all we have to go on.

I don't think that even comes into it anymore, I can't ever envisage a situation where we accept a big money offer for a player and they stubbornly refuse to leave the club as a matter of principle.

Couple of absolute dickheads.

Don't agree with this about Kinnear keeping us up. He had no wins in his last 8 games before becoming ill. It's like that Alan Partridge line, "Your ratings (results) started badly. They got worse". Cunt would have taken us down. God, I still can't stand him.

Yep, and Scunthorpe, not sure about the other. Scunthorpe was a low.

Fuck off.