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So Lee Ryder just saw a random ambulance driving past and added 2 and 2 together then.

Starting to sound like Dad ffs. I know. "Men against boys".

Just 'd like mad at that there.

If this guy's out for 2 months or more then my NUFC pessimism will take hold and I'll be putting this one down as cursed from the start.

Oh no.

Righteo, Lee.

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4783/jatuuuuuuttttzz.gif Thats fucking fantastic It's class, innit. Anyway, it's courtesy of Skir.

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4783/jatuuuuuuttttzz.gif

What the fuck. I was gearing up for a bit of kip here, cheers. I'm serious.

I don't really want this guy tbh, his record doesn't look that great and I don't have a very good feeling about him. Admittedly I've never seen him play, which is why I'm not going around shouting about how shite he is.

Tbh all I could think of was Marv from Home Alone when I was typing it, so God knows why I went down the other route.

Skirge's abbreviations. Proper love them, they're a total staple of the forum. Agree, they're fkn class. Marv man ffs, it's brilliant. He's turned a glamorous, handsome enigma of a French footballer into a dirty old man with binoculars with the mere subtraction of 4 vital letters.

It's that questionable body language man, it completely cripples you.

Skirge's abbreviations. Proper love them, they're a total staple of the forum.

Ah, the old 10 men tactic, that'll confuse 'em.

Paul Elliott, former Chelsea defender whose career was ended by a bad injury which I wouldn't wish on anyone. Anyway he is one of the most pretentious twats going and not half as bright as he thinks he is.

I remember during that summer, somebody (I think it was Mike) said in the 'Other Clubs' Transfers' thread "OK, at which point do we just rename this thread 'Transfers?'"

* Tarmacked ffs. It's a f***ing s*** joke, but you've still missed an open goal there. "Cemented" has just confused me, probably because my head is spinning with the excitement of the tarmac. Do other clubs announce s*** like this btw? Have Man Utd or Wigan for that matter ever done a story about upgrading to double-quilted bog-roll? I suppose we don't look at their websites so we'll never know, but it's not the first bit of press / patter that just feels small-time / pointless. FWIW we get stuff like this from Barça all the time. Really? Got any examples? Would be genuinely interested.

* Tarmacked ffs. It's a fucking shit joke, but you've still missed an open goal there. "Cemented" has just confused me, probably because my head is spinning with the excitement of the tarmac. Do other clubs announce shit like this btw? Have Man Utd or Wigan for that matter ever done a story about upgrading to double-quilted bog-roll? I suppose we don't look at their websites so we'll never know, but it's not the first bit of press / patter that just feels small-time / pointless.

Keep away, scum. too late, already purchased laodsof tickets for my chavey mates aswell. My blood is boiling.

Why the fuck am I reading about this shit? My fucking work's company intranet site is more interesting than this bilge. I don't care, man - just buy some players.

Keep away, scum.

Does - they've made a massive deal about it Oh, I don't disbelieve that's what they've said for a second.

Nice work.