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KISS MY FACE

That was a fantastic pass by Rooney, brilliant.

Gamble on the ball coming to you ffs Lovenkrands. No excuse for not being prepared there.

Van Der Sar's such a solid keeper on the whole (refuses to touch wood).

Need to get to half-time now. We've had our spell of possession. Wish you were on the bench. Pragmatism specialist.

I read something about how Vidic was going to approach every attacker he faced until the end of the season like they were the best striker in the world. Must be getting sorely tested tonight.

Why? Has she never seen a man before? Bit girly apparently.

Allardyce worried about Newcastle.

Exactly.

Me lass just saw Hernandez and went "What's that? Is that a bloke?"

In that situation, aye.

Tiote has been punished for that type of thing a couple of times this season, needs to learn not to try to be clever.

Free kick, good position.

Sharper forward would have at least got a shot off there.

That doubles our number of corners in the last 10 meetings.

Crowd sound well up for this.

Fucking aal ower them, come on.

Tremendous start.

Brilliant Jonas, fucking class.

Great pressure, lads.

Fucking hell.

Howay.

Barton, J. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd 14/1 £1.00 £15.00 O/12961968/0000126 Coloccini, F. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd 33/1 £1.00 £34.00 O/12961968/0000127 Goalcast Lovenkrands, P. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd Draw 2-2 - Correct Score - Newcastle v Man. Utd 145/1 £1.00 £146.00 O/12961968/0000128 Goalcast Rooney, W. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd Draw 1-1 - Correct Score - Newcastle v Man. Utd 25/1 £1.00 £26.00 O/12961968/0000129 Goalcast Ameobi, S. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd Newcastle 2-1 - Correct Score - Newcastle v Man. Utd 100/1 £1.00 £101.00 O/12961968/0000 Not a hope in hell with any of them, just did it for the sake of it.

Fucking Allardyce man, piss off.