Interpolic

Didn't think it was a pen at all when I first saw it, still think it would have been a bit soft after seeing the replay.

Looking wide open the odd time they try an adventurous pass.

KISS MY FACE

That was a fantastic pass by Rooney, brilliant.

Gamble on the ball coming to you ffs Lovenkrands. No excuse for not being prepared there.

Van Der Sar's such a solid keeper on the whole (refuses to touch wood).

Need to get to half-time now. We've had our spell of possession. Wish you were on the bench. Pragmatism specialist.

I read something about how Vidic was going to approach every attacker he faced until the end of the season like they were the best striker in the world. Must be getting sorely tested tonight.

Why? Has she never seen a man before? Bit girly apparently.

Allardyce worried about Newcastle.

Exactly.

Me lass just saw Hernandez and went "What's that? Is that a bloke?"

In that situation, aye.

Tiote has been punished for that type of thing a couple of times this season, needs to learn not to try to be clever.

Free kick, good position.

Sharper forward would have at least got a shot off there.

That doubles our number of corners in the last 10 meetings.

Crowd sound well up for this.

Fucking aal ower them, come on.

Tremendous start.

Brilliant Jonas, fucking class.

Great pressure, lads.

Fucking hell.

Howay.