Interpolic

Holy shit.

I can't remember if I even cheer when England score anymore, as opposed to when Newcastle score on telly and I shout the house down.

Yeah, me too. There's potentially some shape there rather than just hoying 11 players into a 4-4-2. I find it ironic that Bellamy often finds himself on the right wing these days.

Say what you like about this lad but he does a cracking Yoda impression.

Who the fuck said that?

They didn't wake up until the third goal. When their fans did sing they were loud but they were dreadful today. We outsang them for the majority of the game. 100% agree. They were fucking shit for the vast majority, really bad.

What about the 3rd where he didn't even attempt to get in the way of a shot that went in the middle of his net? OK then, 3. I'd forgotten about that and I agree that he was at fault. Fair enough, 1st one was the only one he couldn't have possibly prevented.

Off the top of my head Harper was at fault for at least 2 of their goals. 2nd one when he fucked up his kick and put the team under pressure, 4th one for not even bothering to try to be a goalkeeper. And I usually quite like Harper.

neesy, I'm never going there again, seriously. It's like Wallsend after the apocalypse.

I'm not watching it but if you're talking about the first goal then that was a good goal and I said so at the time. From their point of view anyway. It comes to something when Stoke are playing perfect football around you.

Well said. Haven't read the rest of the thread yet but just got home from Stoke and it was fucking shit. No need to sack Hughton and no excuse for having a worse squad at the end of January than at the beginning of it. They're fucking brain-dead.

Everyone on here does though. I doubt it's anywhere near representative of the support as a whole. I hate Owen, I hate Dyer, I hate Bramble, I hate Carr. I don't hate Milner, I don't hate Given, I don't hate Martins, I don't even hate Carroll yet. People will hate Jose when he leaves. The Judas cunt will end up putting in a transfer request after all.

Tell me one player who isn't amazing or brilliant. Not a chance in he'll, Rooney aside he's the most overrated player of our generation! Well then, IP. Your answer is right there. Rooney is NOT amazing. Nor is he even brilliant! Yeah, Rooney's shit. All the other ones are really good though.

Tell me one player who isn't amazing or brilliant.

I don't listen to much radio at all so I hold little/no opinion on his insight, but it always surprises me that Collymore's a fairly prominent pundit. Didn't strike me as someone who loved the game given that he could have been a worldbeater if he'd applied himself more.

Is that what they were shouting like, "I'm not arsed!"? They were stood there having a chat. One of them even got his smoking pipe out. Ah, I just heard random shouts and others going "SHHHH".

Is that what they were shouting like, "I'm not arsed!"?

Mark Bright's Metro column is making my eyes bleed. Today he claimed that the Olympic football tournament would be bigger than Euro 96.

It's really clever like, can't believe all these people who don't get it.

It's unacceptable.

Fucking hell, I thought it was impossible to fuck up the Barcelona shirt. So bad.

Apparently the only reason why Graham Carr told NUFC to buy Ben Arfa and Tiote is because Alan Carr said they both had something special in their front pocket that they could whip out. That was funny. It was bizarre.

Carroll in the thick of the action in the 5 minutes he's been on.

Terrible post. Go on...