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What do we think of Colo in central midfield then? Must say it looks like the game's passing him by to me.

Stop smiling Dwight Yorke, who do you think you are.

Enrique's been poor where it matters imo.

Yeah, this.

Thank fuck for that.

Corner bahl.

Enrique really needs to work on his crossing tbh.

He's very passionate though.

MC Cuntbox.

Guthrie, that is fucking awful son, terrible.

Yeah, Young was looking for it but was of course a foul, agree.

Oh right. We've exerted as much pressure as they have so far, probably a bit more.

It's a foul man Joey, get a grip.

Ranger having a canny game here.

Had to cause them more danger, Ranger.

Played lads. Guthrie looking pretty sharp.

Played, Peter.

Feels really weird watching us play in all white for some reason.

Comical defending.

To be fair, we've got 6 of the first 11 missing and another 3 squad players also missing, and its not as if that lineup was really Pardew's only option. We've had this issue for years and years and years though. Stop buying players that are so prone to injury or suspension, or have a bigger bloody squad.

Better than Wrestlemania.

I think it's one of those ones where it could work in theory but will probably end up going badly wrong. Our squad is fucking shit like, absolutely terrible. At least we're not playing 5-3-2 I suppose.

They're trying an experimental tactic where your line-up makes sense. More to follow. Fucking hell, you're on fire.