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Haha fucking hell, if you type 'Delap' into Google Images, nearly every single picture is of the dopey fucker taking a throw in.

Your dad is Peter Beardsley? Yeah.

Fucking hell, me dad's on the telly.

I'd be smitten if I didn't think he could destroy me with a glance.

Five more! I'll start licking my fingers after I take a piss, get used to the taste.

Get pissing, Messi.

Looked soft that like.

How did you work out Given and Harper's combined distributions skills, out of interest?

@ Harper, brilliant.

Tyler and Gray going on like a couple of cunts.

Too far, Bill Murray.

No advantage gained, ref should have given us a free-kick in a good position. Oh, we have one now.

Krul's shirt is ripped, nothing more to report.

Couldn't tell. Sorry, I mean

I adore Tiote like.

Fucking tremendous ball in by Ben Nevis there like.

Cheick it out man, what a guy.

Harsh as fuck that like.

Nicky Butt looks like an ill Nazi.

Yeah, Sidwell's tackle just now was awful.

Howay then Wolves, go fucking ape! Show us what it means to you!

The referee's just had a complete doss today, basically.