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They'll not finish top half but I was disappointed they got Hughes in. They'll be alright, could've really struggled otherwise.

I have to say, some of the views on this forum are crazy if they don't think Keane would be a positive signing! Damien Duff was a positive signing at the time, doesn't always work out. But yeah I'd take him if it was on a loan, scores goals.

I read that in a similar tone to "stop getting Bond wrong" and "don't rub your fanny on me".

I don't think he was the brains of it at all, more a man with a brain who got out when he realised what the craic was.

name a good commentator. i'd rather motson for nostalgia but they are all crap. I've always liked Ian Darke, but even he was a bit clueless the other night.

Your craic is ridiculous.

We've done well this window despite spending fuck-all, so they've done really well actually. All hinged on the Ben Arfa transfer mind - if all the posturing resulted in another club picking him up then we'd have most probably signed somebody crap instead. I still hate them though and don't know if I'll ever trust them fully. We'll see about that when we actually start progressing as a football club compared to the point when Ashley arrived.

That other Alan in the studio was laughing about it as well. On a side note, glad to see Barton starting games and playing well. Long may it continue.

He looks really, really tidy. Had my doubts but would be delighted if he establishes himself as a Premier League player with us.

37 mate. I heard 9.

Have mate. Have. You even got it right at one point. stifler if you makes you feel any better some of daves favourite players of the past are stoichkhave, stepenhaves, zhirkhave and ivhaveovic. He's always hated Paul Dickhave though mind.

Nolan got into some great shooting positions this afternoon by the looks of it tbf.

Have mate. Have. He uses 'of' once and 'have' once. He's laughing at you Dave. Edit: as you've now pointed out.

Kalou is such an unspectacular attacking player considering how many games he gets for Chelsea.

That Stoke strip makes it look like there are three different teams playing at times.

Jesus Christ!

When Jonathon Pearce said "BANG" there, it reminded me that he used to be the voice of Robot Wars. Had totally forgotten.

What an absolutely shit article. 'The Arsenal manager has been an admirer of Carroll since way before his hat-trick against Aston Villa last weekend.' Wow, what a visionary. Unlike you Fleet Street cunts. Also ends with: I wouldn't even send an email at work without reading over it first, and in those circumstances it's only the daft cunt that sits across from me reading it or something.

What an absolutely shit article.

Can't wait to see him in our (shite Puma) strip for the first time like, will be mint.

Nobody was stopping him put that in the back of the net.

I've seen him get interviewed a few times, he's a clever lad.

I think the best solution would be for Allardyce to fall over and die, but fall on Diouf who dies as well. That would be canny.

Walcott is a funny player like. He's looked absolutely useless for ages, but you know he's got it in him.

Would anyone really miss Diouf if he, erm, you know, died and that?