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What did he say? Interviewer said "I'm sure the fans would see it as a bit of a sweetener after today if they knew there was a new face coming in before the deadline. Any news about Fabiano, Ashley Young or any other big names?". He said "Listen, they've had nothing but sweeteners since I got here".

Incredible arrogance from Redknapp there.

I don't mind Motson that much but I don't know how he can be so surprised by the most run-of-the-mill events after all these years. Pretty much what I said.

I don't mind Motson that much but I don't know how he can be so surprised by the most run-of-the-mill events after all these years.

THAT CHANCE, MAN!

Assou Ekotto.

he's muslim isn't he ? Aye he is muslim BUT christian name refers to first name it was a joke.

Maybe if Lerner decides to appoint some dinosaur like Ron Atkinson/David Pleat/Howard Kendall. No chairman is that stupid. I hear kinnear is looking... Please let this happen Have said it before in another thread - I don't wish Kinnear to any team, but I'd love it if he was back to any other team than us. My word, he was a greasy, classless tramp. I always forget about him.

That opening sentence. I know I'm probably going a bit over the top, but it makes no fucking sense. It's the type of ill-fitting idiom that an 11 year would force into their pretend newspaper report for English class. He also comes out with this interesting opinion - 'If we get him then it would be great, but if we don’t then I couldn’t really care less.'

Looks tacky as fuck, daft cunts.

Aye, I'll remember that from tomorrow onwards when I forget they ever existed again.

What a pointless remark. And no way is Ranger gay, bruv.

They're singing "Anarchy In The UK" now.

That's exactly what they're fucking doing.

This relentless drone is doing my head in.

Great stuff from Ranger to set that up.

You want our players dead?

Raylor.

Christ. It's just disgusting. The boy is a half-Russian born and raised in the country as well. Makes you wonder why he chose not to don their colours. Well was bought for a lot of money, maybe he was shite and they are glad to get rid of him? That justifies the big, fuck-off banana, alright.

Not played a game for England since we signed him. He did I think. I seem to remember him starting one game up front alongside Owen (the last time I remember him actually playing for England or up front) and he wore the number 9 shirt I think it was when he had just signed mind. Can't remember who it was against. According to nufc.co.uk his last appearance for England was against Brazil in May 2007 and then signed for us in August that year. nah, he played in some friendly shortly after signing.. http://www.skysports.com/football/match_report/0,19764,11065_2844902,00.html

Was just going to say that actually - the atmosphere always sounds terrible.

No offence but you seem thick as fuck. No offence.

Nah, today proves we don't need anyone. We could probably do with getting rid of a few tbh.

1st, 6th and 2nd were the best ones imo. Nice finish for the 4th though. Nice that Carroll scored all three with his feet today.