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Yeah, I've said this throughout tbf, see earlier in this thread.

If I ever see Shola break into a sprint I'll turn my spunk into a yoghurt and drink it like it's a really fucking nice yoghurt. You probably do that anyway. Oh aye, I'm well known for my spunk yoghurt parties. Shola just walks around. If I ever see him jog I'll consider doing the forfeit just cos we can label it the Shola Spunk Joghurt. But sprinting? Nee way. Who the fuck sprints when you can devote your time to hats and wearing them well? I cannot lose this bet.

If I ever see Shola break into a sprint I'll turn my spunk into a yoghurt and drink it like it's a really fucking nice yoghurt.

That banning message is ace though, mind.

It's funny as hell, but it takes the piss tbh. If it's an actual permanent ban then it's fucking stupid. In my mind it's just been an amusing distraction, and he's a nice kid - don't get me wrong, if it was Stifler or Stu or someone then I'd be all self righteous about a bet being a bet, and would delight in them fucking off. Especially king dickhead Stu, that would be ace. But yeah, Messi's areet - don't ban him permanently or owt, or I'll feel guilty.

I feel a bit bad man, fucking hell. Ah, he doubted Nolan, fuck it.

How long is a permanent piece of string?

Get out before it kills you. I've been on it for years. Posted my first status update ever the other day, trying to shift a ticket for Birmingham away. I don't bother with the thing - I love going for a pint with my mates but I don't really care enough beyond that tbh, therefore Facebook is pointless.

Why does no sentence on Facebook ever make any sense? It fucking infuriates me, can't be arsed with the thing.

Fucking rip.

Let Me Kaizero That For You. He's in his kegs playing World Of Warcraft. I don't say kegs. I would not know what kegs meant if I didn't put it in context with the rest of your post. Nice attempt, though. Nice attempt? It wasn't an impression. I Kaizero'd it in the sense that I found out. You just want me to say he no longer plays WoW, don't you? No, I want to know what colour his kegs were.

Let Me Kaizero That For You. He's in his kegs playing World Of Warcraft. I don't say kegs. I would not know what kegs meant if I didn't put it in context with the rest of your post. Nice attempt, though. Nice attempt? It wasn't an impression. I Kaizero'd it in the sense that I found out.

Let Me Kaizero That For You. He's in his kegs playing World Of Warcraft.

Agree with Frazzle tbh - it's not necessarily about him throwing a wobbler and killing himself just because his lass cheated on him. If you're prone to depression you're prone to depression - any number of things could have been going on with this being one of them. Admittedly it doesn't help when The Daily Mail chooses to report it in such a way, but that's the Mail for you. Anyway, RIP.

Bloody hell.

It means back-pedalling, hence Yes, this is what I thought it was! Backtracking.

OK, I thought I got it and now I realise that I didn't and still don't.

Howay, he's not that bad actually.

Dave is a generic term for a person on the internet I have never understood this smilie That's really weird, as that's seriously the first time I've ever understood that smiley.

Someone Tweet him a link OK then. I'll send him a link to the Jose thread. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,55154.msg1442077.html#msg1442077 That thread should be deleted He's got a point when the opening post is from 2008 and says

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1338259/Was-just-a-joke-mate-as-it-happens-anything-works.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1338259/Haha-nice-one-man-thats-class.html

:lol:

Liar. That capital S in your avatar is a waste. One: You're wrong. Two: Besmirching the memory of a beloved knight and local hero = scum. Nicely done. The perfect crime.