Nepharite

As he's standing at the counter being served his naan kebab and cheesy chips. Clean up in the front of house!

Remember when all we ever argued about was whether the PIF were going to buy us and if we could afford Choudhury on loan. Three years to the day Bruce was appointed. Lets calm down a bit?

Hasn't he had two cruciate injuries?

Was Johnny Depp with him, asking for a friend?

Are we sure Miggy is from South America? More like South Pole.

Barnes is an odious twat.

West Brom

Mick Harford and John Salako... bastards!

I've got goose-bumps watching all that back. Fuck me what a ride it's been already. Thank you Mandy!

Nketiah as an Ekitike alternative?

West Ham were relegated on 42pts in 2003 one more win needed

Jammy Scouse bastards!

GTFI!

I completely forgot Rondon was at Everton.

HBA?

Everton to go please.

Get the fuck in!

Fuck me this is stressful

Lovely ball from Bruno to ASM... who fucks it up

No composure here from us. Panic!!!

Not very well so far. Like the rest of them.

Just win baby.

They said they weren't leaving SJP. They could build a new one though.... semantics.

Darlington? No idea really.