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shit!

For some bizarre reason, I read that as "I can get on my wife" "Darling, we aren't having sex until Newcastle United is sold..." class

This is potentially amazing once this is concluded I can get on with my life

Anah, Nicky Butt s*** in his paddling pool. FYP.

Looks like Ben Tozer. Wiki only has him down as 6ft 1. He'll be a beast in defence if he's got the goods to go with his physique.

Anah, Nicky Butt was going ape shit in his paddling pool.

Who's the giant in the background (right hand side) of the first boxing photograph. Canny tall like.

what's the odds on kinnear being manager next season? I'm ready to place a bet.

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today.

This is fucking weird!

He always seemed to have a strop whenever we dropped him like. Capello's a tit if he includes Owen in the squad because he's at Man Utd, it's gunna put us in a bad light like, if that's at all possible.

What I don't get is, will owen be happy to be employed in such a lite role? I don't suppose he has a choice like.

Did he steal those boots from Old Man Marley in Home Alone?

I love seeing Guthrie in those photos. There's something about him, like he's canny enough to be my mate. He'll be class this season I reckon. Sounds like I'm developing a man-crush

Half a mile up the road from St James Park until I was 10. Moved to Westmoor to escape the joyriding and 'rogues'.

Aye, I particularly like Butt's technique in keeping the ball, it should see him slightly improve.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5374/010278629313700.gif Please don't hotlink from the official site. Gotta love this photo too, showing our shit central midfielders sitting on their arses.

Woah! That's English for 'stop a horse'.

Their pre-season is: 15/07/09 Ashington (a) 22/07/09 Whitley Bay (a) 04/08/09 Blyth Spartans (a) Cheers Dave, Yah mo b there.

I'll be going to all of the Pre-season matches at home like. So aye, that's one! Does anyone know when the reserves kick into action?

Watching the tennis tbh. Hows it going?

It's been a shite game like. The team needs changed like, need another striker. Not even sure there's another on the bench.

And Júlio César looking alot like buzz lightyear. To infinity and beyond!

I was wondering the same thing. At first I thought it might just be an amazing Photoshop job. Gives me slight hope that he could stick around.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3503/dowienewkit.jpg http://www.freewebs.com/footballthoughts/goomba.bmp Goomba!