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Did he steal those boots from Old Man Marley in Home Alone?

I love seeing Guthrie in those photos. There's something about him, like he's canny enough to be my mate. He'll be class this season I reckon. Sounds like I'm developing a man-crush

Half a mile up the road from St James Park until I was 10. Moved to Westmoor to escape the joyriding and 'rogues'.

Aye, I particularly like Butt's technique in keeping the ball, it should see him slightly improve.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5374/010278629313700.gif Please don't hotlink from the official site. Gotta love this photo too, showing our shit central midfielders sitting on their arses.

Woah! That's English for 'stop a horse'.

Their pre-season is: 15/07/09 Ashington (a) 22/07/09 Whitley Bay (a) 04/08/09 Blyth Spartans (a) Cheers Dave, Yah mo b there.

I'll be going to all of the Pre-season matches at home like. So aye, that's one! Does anyone know when the reserves kick into action?

Watching the tennis tbh. Hows it going?

It's been a shite game like. The team needs changed like, need another striker. Not even sure there's another on the bench.

And Júlio César looking alot like buzz lightyear. To infinity and beyond!

I was wondering the same thing. At first I thought it might just be an amazing Photoshop job. Gives me slight hope that he could stick around.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3503/dowienewkit.jpg http://www.freewebs.com/footballthoughts/goomba.bmp Goomba!

This: Suggests the stripes are on the back. On the home kit the view through the neck is all white. I've gots to say, it looks preeeettay preettaaay prettaay good here like in comparison to the official photos. I can't believe they've made this yellow shirt with all the changes that would vastly improve the home shirt, with the better sponsor design and the missing back patch

http://www.candycritic.org/dinnertreats/cahmpion.jpg

The back looks like its going to be striped.

POW! hits you right in the chops like. Gotta say I'm enjoying the sense of adventure with this strip, it would go nice with a spin of Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys. Better than playing it safe with boring arsed blue.

http://www.profitablegroup.com/news.aspx?id=358 The horses mouth

The Profitable Group can confirm that it has expressed an initial interest in acquiring Newcastle United. A preliminary discussion with the representatives appointed to handle the sale of the club has been held but contrary to some reports no direct talks have been held with either the Owner, Mike Ashley, or the Chairman, Derek Lambias. The Group consider the leaking of The Group's interest in this matter unfortunate, and as supporters of Newcastle United seek only to serve in the best interests of the cluib, the fans and the local community. The Group will not be making any further comment at the present time.

I never got the argument relating old age to tattoos like. Old saggy skin looks awful with or without a tattoo. I don't have a one, but I know the least of my concerns is having to look good when I'm 64.

The guy who plays at right-back always looks more than decent when I've been to the reserves. Unsure of his name though?