Weezertron

Just seen Andy Carroll in Bentons Asda at the checkout. He had bought an xbox 360 game amongst other items. I didn't say nowt like, I couldn't be sure whether he'd be friendly or give is a beating.

Nice to see them keeping form after having a canny few players moved on to the first team and the players away on international duty. Cheers for your recaps Pilko & binnsy. I love potential like. Tastes so sweet compared to the first team shite we're up against.

Sir Norman Foster's project http://www.edcourtenay.co.uk/content/binary/lightsOutHandheld.jpg

not to mention the seamen........

Not sure, but getting out alive will cost alot more! http://www.cyber-cinema.com/reprint/warriors.jpg

Bassong

Guthrie

Give over? Shola signing a 20 year deal? Shola will be in his 50s, we'll still have Mike Ashley as owner. Hughton will say, he has great potential, he is strong and you shoud see him in training. New 5 year deal on the table. FYP

Lush.

Is Geremi still about? Fucking hell!

Who's next? Diana Ross?

Man city will be able field 10 strikers and shay given at the beginning of next season like. I don't see the point.

It's a relief that a player has finally got off the fence and grown some meatballs like. Even so, he could have been even more brutal for my tastes as he's basically stating facts here, everyone knows the club has gone to shit.

A midfield with legs

I reckon they've got a microphone up against a mobile phone in the chronicle office like.

If the 'talking heeds' videos are anything to go by, the audio quality of this commentary will be shit.

NO WAY!

That would be the Perfect Situation. smoooooth

Is the team selection usually announced on the official site during pre-season?

It's a tricky one I think. What if Shearer is canny good here for 4 years or so and then moves on to another club/challenge. We won't have gotten the best of him as he'll surely only improve. If thats is the case then I would predict he would come back too us when he's nearing the end of his career, a sentimental home coming. It would benefit us more if we had him as manager at the top of his game. (This all depends on whether or not he's actually any good like)

It becoming pretty clear that the club isn't getting sold like. I don't know what the fuck these bunch of fatheads are playing at.

shit!

For some bizarre reason, I read that as "I can get on my wife" "Darling, we aren't having sex until Newcastle United is sold..." class

This is potentially amazing once this is concluded I can get on with my life