Jordan

People with butter on their face always land head first. The lucky few who don't, like the rest of us, start the day by plastering their faces in butter therefore have a better chance of surviving a fall. :lol:

If Cabaye leaving meant Anita would become a crucial player next season i'm all for it. It would be a shame to lose Cabaye but I think Anita's more than good enough to take his place.

Hate this clown, always centre of attention. Summed him up the Mirralas tackle on Suarez, any other ref would have had that situation defused about 2 minutes sooner. He's been pretty good to us like. He reffed the 4-4 too didn't he? Aye and the 5-1.

Really enjoyed that. Harps talking about 4-4 game with Arsenal and the elbow drop

Retired didn't he?

tldr

I love Oakie.

Ended up in the row in front when Tiote scored in the 4-4, think I stayed there for rest of match. That was the best atmosphere I've experienced at sjp for years. Also jumped up and smashed laptop screen when Cisse scored that wonder goal against Chelsea

Sad but true.

His movement off the ball is brilliant

Our best player this season. Joke he's on the bench, tells you a hell of a lot about Pardew.

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If he left, it'd be the happiest I've felt towards football in years.

Man remember Halloween 2010. One of my favourite times supporting this club. What I'd give to have an ounce of the passion of Hughton, Nolan, Carroll and Barton back.

Wank Shite Ruined Empty Soulless

One can dream.

We're similar to 08/09 imo. Managers shit (After Keegan), players couldn't give a flying fuck about club and owner's exactly the same. I don't think Ashley would take the gamble of us coming straight back up again.

I'd take another relegation if it got rid of him, Ashley and some of the spineless dross who've been playing for us as of late.

Won't though.

FYP

This cunt not been sacked yet?

As if Anita doesn't get a look in. Ridiculous. Why send your best player from the first half dozen games on when you can send Shola on to play in midfield instead? Pardew Logic.

Fans don't want him. Board doesn't want him. Players only want him because he gives them an easy time.

Walk you prick.

Packing his shit. Dream on. He's here til Shola takes over.