Jordan

We’ve got absolutely no pace on the counter. Ritchie keeps letting Van Aanholt go time and time again, surely they’ll start exploiting that more with Yedlin being booked.

The clap thing HBA was doing with their fans at the end looked class.

Worst start since 1999/00

Could be vital.

Like rain, on your wedding day.

Really like him as a presenter.

Hes shite. Asian Colback.

Bob Mortimer is quality

Bellamy's been dangling off Ashley's balls last few times I've watched this show. Think the little rat is not this time because there's finally someone there who'll disagree with him.

Good finish

Does Ki do anything? He's exactly like Colback.

This has been fucking turgid.

Awful performance, Kenedy’s worst game for us by a country mile. Someone else should have stood up and took penalty.

Chelsea: "Honestly, you can have him for £20m if you want. We don't mind." Newcastle: "No, no. Let's not do that, please."

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/sport/newcastle-united-legend-joins-wellington-phoenix-20180710-p4zqlf.html Newcastle Legend

Sterling's finishing is absolutely shite

Karmas a bitch. Enjoy League One.

Not as nice as last season but puma have definitely given us worse. Chuffed red numbers are staying.

Slimani 3 match ban. Salah gets nothing. FA is fucking bent

Best section of mince at the moment

This has been turgid. What curse does Allardyce have over us?

Looks like the Chelsea player is bumming the dog.

Looks a totally different player after that back injury.

Really? Just seen second again, maybe not

Not having a good game.