Jordan

What a debut hes had.

Remind me so much of HBA. Doesn’t seem to have as much end product but exciting everytime he gets on the ball.

This is the worst Man United side i’ve seen in my lifetime.

Going back to a back 4 helped, Rafa and his pesky negative 5 defenders

Fuck me what a strike.

Krafth looks fucking awful. Making me want Manquillo back in the side. Wheres Yedlin by the way? Injured?

Good goal that. Hes had a good game. Just feel nothing when we score though.

Thought we were all over at the back at times there. The goal obviously being an example of that. Managed to take Rafas defensive solidity away almost immediately. Subs were shocking as well, neither he or the players knew where they were meant to be.

Best news all summer. Hate this weasel.

Just watch another sport. I got into boxing when Carver was in charge and enjoy it much more than football now.

Almost as if he’s a £5m Chelsea reserve. Was our best player tonight which isn’t saying much.

A proper side will hammer these cunts. Just glad that tit Pogba hasn’t scored.

Fucking Lascelles.

This pulls us out of relegation zone?

Didnt Palace lose first 7 games last season? They still finished 11th. Much better squad than our current one admittedly but we’ve not really had a run of winnable games all season. Played alright on saturday just nothing up top. I think we’ll know more either way closer to December.

First game i’ve been to in about 3 years since I binned season ticket at end of Carver season. This is comfortably the worst side quality wise i’ve seen. Performance wasn’t that bad but theres just no cutting edge. Our movement off the ball as well was absolutely horrendous, think it was Kenedy at one point just put his arms up when the statues around him were just staring. It’ll be our lack of attackers that will send us down though, playing loads of brilliant crosses in when Muto was on the pitch, then not a single one when Joselu, who could actually get his head on it, comes on First time seeing Joselu in the flesh, fuck me what an awful footballer, how the fuck has he played Premier League football for the last 5 or so years? That shot that he put out for a throw in was pure aids.

Fucking shite man. 3 points thrown away

Fuck off

Really like the look of him

95% loathe SD

On uk tv?

Who has French league rights in this country?

Starting to worry. Distinct lack of pace, no goal threat and everything going wrong off the pitch.

You fucking hate Zaha like. Ill admit I really hate Zaha...diving, strutting, moaning constantly He has one of the most punchable faces in football.