Jordan

Why's he parrying it back into the box man

He's absolutely awful

Aye once he dropped the character you can tell hes actually a sound bloke.

Been subscribed to true geordies podcasts for a year now and they're generally high quality. Hes improved a hell of a lot from being the big drunken ranting pillock he started out as.

Ritchie pulls out of Scotland squad.

Who's between Aarons and Hayden?

That Joselu miss proved costly. Just like they could have last week.

Wonder if Sky will push to get him banned or if its mentioned on motd. I won't hold my breath.

Same. Its even headfucked me on fifa before

Joselu cant finish for shit

Rio Ferdinand going to announce that he wants t become a pro boxer

Elliot Yedlin Lascelles Clark Manquillo Hayden Merino Ritchie Shelvey Atsu Joselu

Pardew played Gabriel Obertan and Ryan Taylor ahead of a world class talent. The bloke couldnt spot a quality player if his life depended on it.

Is Elliot glued to the line?

I'd get Gayle on now

YESSSA

Perez is a shadow of the player we signed

Has Joselu touched the ball today?

Elliot is wank

Hope Atsu comes on for Murphy soon like.

Merino reminds me of Tioté in his first season. Breaks up play effortlessly

So Rob Elliot and Karl Darlow are better?

Loaning our best keeper to a rival this fucking club man.

God that sides poor.

Squad is awful. Its a championship side playing in the wrong league. Ashley needs to back Benitez or we'll be back in the championship for the 3rd time in a decade.