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God job we've got Joselu on to even it up.

Rafa can complain all he wants about not being backed in summer but starting Joselu week after week over Gayle and Mitrovic is awful from him. He's a 3rd choice striker at best

We've missed Merino a lot whilst he's been out but not playing Mitrovic or Mbemba recently has been baffling. Don't really think Mbemba's put a foot wrong this season and been played out of position.

I cant bare any more blob. Glued to his line and too slow to react to any shot not right at him.

I fucking hate Joselu

Love him but Benitez' stubborness is costing us. Mitrovic, Mbemba and Darlow need to be playing.

Fucks sake man

Same, Mitro cant be any worse than Drosselu. I dont care about his indiscipline, he knows where the back of the net is.

Joselu's absolute wank.

Fucking pathetic.

Genuinely baffled I've really gone off it lately. Just seems rammed with adverts and Luke is incredibly annoying. Guardian and Totally Football are much better imo.

who? Chris Wood cost Burnley £15m and looks a better signing than Drosselu and Murphy combined.

No i'm not. I'm saying we've spent money on dross that could have collectively bought a player who possesses the quality we actually need.

We've spent £15m on him and Joselu. This could have gotten us a proper PL striker

Man utd next

Losing Merino these last two weeks has really affected us.

Thought he was a really good signing when we got him. How wrong i was

It's almost like we should have bought a left back in the summer It’s our weakest position granted but Manquillo still isn’t our best option. He looks so awkward on the left, Clark looks way more comfortable there imo. Mbembas looked our best LB so far imo

Needs another chance, looks like the only striker we have who knows where the back of the net is this season.

Think Diame's performance against Palace was his one good game in ten that he seems to have. Gayle is absolutely pointless this season, love or hate him, at least Mitrovic would try when put on as a sub.

I'd go with: Elliot Yedlin Lascelles Lejune Mbemba Shelvey Merino Ritchie Diame Atsu Mitrovic

fuck knas what the original song is. Probably some nursery rhyme like most songs Was Liverpools Torres song originally wasnt it?

That 5-1 loss to Liverpool he was absolutely brilliant, could easily have let in 20 goals that day if it wasnt for him.

Least it wasn't the usual 4-0 twatting

Gayle is a shadow of last season