Stifler

Similar to our Wembley story.

It’s going to take fucking years for them to even break ground on that new Old Trafford. They need to move the railway yard first, and that will take years in itself. In the meantime the costs for their new stadium will soar, the plans will be unrealistic, and it will be diluted down in order to achieve it, both from a practical point of view, but also from a financing one.

They still have an outside chance.

Organise him a viewing party in Newcastle instead, apparently it works.

Ideally you’d say so, but I think at this stage just having promotion confirmed is what they want the most. If anyone could fuck it up for here, it would be them.

As I have already told your dad, they will just be fucked out of staying up. West Ham situation, Aston Villa situation. If they do go up, I fully expect them to win every single game only the Premier League to deduct them 114 points for PSR breaches.

I’m telling you now that Sunderland are winning the play offs.

It’s been a shit game so far considering a win for Burnley promoted them, and Sheffield United realistically need a win.

Not really had all that much to do.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NUFC/s/CLIcF9yIBy

If they fail to win the playoffs they absolutely will be, whilst claiming hounding managers out is ‘Mag behaviour’.

Harrogate are safe now. Doncaster are now a win away from going up, and have it in their own hands to become Champions. Not bad considering a week ago it looked like they had blown automatic promotion.

67,000, with another 20,000 locked out in the Sheepfolds and then asking why the SOL isn’t being extended.

5-0.

Are Leeds players genuinely drinking RedBull there?