Stifler

Balotelli off.

Close from Carroll there.

A bit of a dive that. First time the ref has got something wrong.

What is this I don't even HD pictures used to be upscaled images from SD camera's. The picture on BBC HD looks as though the camera is closer than the picture on BBC1.

Does the SDTV camera still gets it's imagine from the HD ones or are they different camera's these days? The picture looks different on BBC HD than on normal BBC1.

Taking a dig at us again. It wasn't a dig, he was laughing at the rumour itself rather than us as a club. Could be taken either way. He still needs to shut up.

I thought he pulled a hamstring there for a moment.

Taking a dig at us again.

Fuck Lawro, you fucking cunt.

Lol. My mam: "Who's playing?" Me: "Man City and Liverpool." My mam: "Who's winning?" Me: "Liverpool" My mam: "How?, Carrol plays for them?"

Fuck.

Gerrard it is then.

Pen, Carroll to take it.

Son. One year older than you. I'm a time traveller.

Keep failing son, soon enough Liverpool will pay us another £35m for us to take you.

Any tips for tonight, preferable accies? I was going to go for Spurs, Man City and some other team but I would have only made about 27p.

I'd rather the money went on Hoilett if we were to buy a player for such a price.

As far as I'm aware, I think Saturday midday is the latest a new player can be registered. It's shit how clubs playing on Saturday have a tighter deadline to sign players then clubs who are signing players for the round of fixtures but playing a day or 2 later, especially if it's delayed for the TV. It should be a deadline for all clubs for those set of fixtures over the weekend at the same time.

That could be from anyone. Christ I could get a mate of mine to reply to a text I supposedly sent Messi asking if he was joining us.

I'll be glad to get it out of the way. It's too easy to look at the table and think "oooh, win that game in hand and look where we'd be". I think it will be a tough game. Both of us have a few injuries - Everton may have more missing but ours are all central and defensive/defensive midfield. I can't see past you lot for this game. Easy money down the bookies which is why I think odds on you will be fucking shit. I hope you do win as well, keep Everton as far out of reach from us as possible. 4/7 last time I looked. Might as well not offer the bet.

We have been linked with him for a while though, I think our time has passed on him, last summer was pretty much our last chance in my opinion.

Off the ball he is crap, but I think thats because he is naturally an attacking player, not a box to box player. When I say in the centre I would pretty much mean similar to what Ben Arfa is, more of a link up player or a player supported by others who will do the defensive work for him. As you say, in a 4-4-2 he's pretty much got no chance, in a 4-4-1-1 he does though, or even a 4-5-1.

I'll be glad to get it out of the way. It's too easy to look at the table and think "oooh, win that game in hand and look where we'd be". I think it will be a tough game. Both of us have a few injuries - Everton may have more missing but ours are all central and defensive/defensive midfield. I can't see past you lot for this game. Easy money down the bookies which is why I think odds on you will be fucking shit. I hope you do win as well, keep Everton as far out of reach from us as possible.

I reckon he can. Last season he dieted into the centre for Blackburn quite a bit and he did pretty well.

I'd love Hoilett here. However I doubt the club have the ambition to go for him and I doubt they would be prepared to pay for him either. He can pretty much cover central midfield, the wings and also up front if needed.