Karen Brady's real diary has been released.
Sunday:
Still aching down there but somehow manage to drop my knickers for my husband.
Monday:
Go to work, drop my knickers for the boss.
Tuesday:
Go and watch the team train, go to the toilets and bring out my rabbit.
Wednesday:
Off to a meeting with some sort of football community, end up shagging the richest bloke there in the toilets.
Thursday:
Find a wad of notes in my bag and a card with a number on it from the bloke last night, do nothing all day then go home a let my knickers loose for the hubby.
Friday:
Getting excited for tomorrow, shag the other boss in all the excitement.
Saturday:
My lads have a good win, as a reward I follow them into the dressing room and let them all take me. (To be fair I would have done them all if it was a draw just for the effort, and I would have done if they lost just to try and cheer them up).
The dirty fucking whore.