Stifler

Don't give him ideas.

I thought my TV had fucked up there, I was preparing myself another fuck off Sky rant.

I even don't mind the sign he has on the Gallowgate, though the one he has on the roof is a bit sickening, the dugout seats fair enough, advertisement boards around the ground is no different to when Shepard owned us and had Shepard offshore advertised around the hall and Douglas Hall developments. I mean even Man Utd have a Nike sign in a similar location to the Sports Direct sign on the Gallowgate, however they are wise enough not to put advertisement on their version of our Newcastle United sign. The font of our name doesn't bother me though the original is the best, it's the fact that he has pretty much touched the one place he shouldn't. It's kind of like we are a lass he has known for a while, he massaged us and we have been able to shrug it off, he's kind of caressed us and we sort of didn't mind, but now he has his fingers knuckle deep in our no no place.

In the age of HDTV why the fuck do MOTD2 editors decide to deliberately make the opening scenes fuzzy?

The momentum is back with Man Utd now though.

Is he giving that again?

Justice is served.

You knew that pen was coming when the ball didn't go in the back of the net.

4-0

When NUFC say available, do they mean for sale?

If they were both in our team or the same team and played regularly then Carroll is with out a doubt the better player. As it is Carroll isn't getting games now and when he does the service provided to him isn't what he likes. Suarez is the main man at Liverpool and every time a Liverpool players looks for a forward then 9 times out of 10 they are looking for Suarez.

Forster injured.

Rangers lead 3-2.

One last look of the sign I guess.

Kind of yeah, isn't it now against income rules as technically owners could create £bn sponsorship deals in order for them to actually afford world class players, ala Man City? I'm sure it's against UEFA's and the FA new rules.

Lets make a company to sponsor the stadium ad we'll pay for our name up there. Lets call ourselves Newcastle United, now that would look good.

Meh, Hulk is just going to drop down the pecking order.

I don't see how they can sign Hulk and Ruiz at the same time?, piss of Ruiz.

It will be, watch it.

Fear not, we are trying to get Hulk.

Kind of indicates that it would probably be a current player driving the car and not a player set to sign, and plenty of players live next to the airport.

Has he not heard about Hulk?

Oh he's so got to sign now. If he signs will you carry out all the deeds in Neils sig? If he doesn't, will you? No.

Oh he's so got to sign now. If he signs will you carry out all the deeds in Neils sig?

Come on man. Please. Don't do this. Hope is a weapon. I'm just trying to keep the positivity going man. Some of the posts on here lately have been RTG style suicidal. Dashing hopes is the best way to keep spirits high. Nah, just tried to set something off to get people excited for the night ahead, as things stand most people on here will be jumping off the Tyne bridge by 7pm.