Stifler

Yeah I read that somewhere as well. But Sky's transfer clock is counting down to 11pm. 6pm for all clubs except Spurs who's deadline is 11pm.

Mind fuck games from Pardew basically. Fulham will be so confused about the fact that he's playing they won't be able to concentrate then bang, we hit them.

Neil every time I see your avatar I think to myself, "I never knew that the Rock is a QPR fan".

Knowing Arsenal and their fascination with youngsters it's probably because he's not legally old enough to work in the UK. They would be best off applying for an adoption visa.

Cissoko it is then.

Building bridges You see if he was at Newcastle then he wouldn't need to build any bridges, we have a few over the Tyne as it stands, though if he wanted too he could help out with the Tyne tunnel project. The new tunnel is finished already... I said Tyne tunnel project. The original tunnel is still being refurbished and the pedestrian tunnels are also being refurbished.

Building bridges You see if he was at Newcastle then he wouldn't need to build any bridges, we have a few over the Tyne as it stands, though if he wanted too he could help out with the Tyne tunnel project.

Putting the ball in the back of the net and scoring.

This is shit. One day it's peters, the next it's Cissoko, one day it's Maiga, another it's Roux. I bet come Wednesday it's no one.

Ba really needs to make an impression here. 4 games into the season now and he hasn't looked like scoring. He needs to pull his finger out otherwise he could soon find himself down the pecking order with Shola, Sammy, Best and new guy all ahead of him.

It looks like Blackburn is going to this years established team who go down.

I'm happy with that draw, a tough game but probably not as tough as a team as they were in our Championship season.

A decent draw there.

At the moment in time it might be decent draw for us. Haven't said anything else. Just that we will get them. We could probably get through at the moment, yes. I never said you did, just that this time we would have a decent chance of getting through.

Fucking hell, have you seen how many fans are at the DW stadium?

At the moment in time it might be decent draw for us.

This gadget guy advert, if it wasn't for the fit lass then I would through something at the TV.

Home game, more fans get to see us and more income.

SSN: "And now we go live to the Carling Cup 3rd round draw". Carling Cup draw guy: "And that concludes the 3rd round draw of the Carling Cup, thanks for watching".

First the were talking about QPR, now Wigan. Fuck off and lets get on with the draw, no one cares about QPR or Wigan.

Man City.

Hold on, this guy and Roux, we might be getting the two players we needed after all. I guess it's too much to ask for a replacement for Barton.

Meh, we'll fuck it up.

Someone on twitter ask him to stay.

Without him on it.