Stifler

Drogba would be able to hold the ball up, and be more pysical (spelling, I know), but would create more chances for others then himself. Rooney needs someone to create the chance or the right ball for him, so he wouldn't fit into our team. Torres would be able to create and finish chances for himself, thats why I would pick him.

Seen him today saying that their should be a "sacking window" for managers, a period of time during the season when a manager can be sacked. Good idea, if clubs didn't have the threat of relegation, or losing the title, then again, put it in with his Premier League with no relegations, and probs the same team winning the title ever year, then it works a charm.

I would say Bullard, when fit is Premier League quality.

I'm pretty sure an improvement like that, people would care about it.

Aye, but football is like a box of chocolates, in the respect that you're never quite sure what you're going to get. Unless you read the little menu.

Aye, hopefully everyone will be gaining points against them, saves atleast 1 promoted team.

Not long now.

Ipswich win. HULL LOSE!

Yeah, would be great if Donny could nick it, and with that game going like it is, I wouldn't bet against it. FT: Fulham 3-1 Liverpool.

When did Hull go 2-0 down? I don't care, he's getting sacked in the morning.

Carlisle 3-1 Charlton.

Gateshead 1 nil up.

Fulham 3-1 Liverpool.

Apart from the West Brom result, but it's not much of a worry if we win on Monday night.

Yes it can, Hull down to 10 men.

Hull goal disallowed. Can this get any better?

Chairman dipping his hands in the cookie jar probs.

Yes, Sunderland 0-1 West Ham.

Not sure theres many mega rich 16 year old girl Sheik's these days Yeah, but every little helps, even if it is only £2.50

Burnley 1-0 Hull, get in. Stoke 1-0 Wolves. West Brom 2-0 Watford.

Apparently those debts are absolutely huge for an SPL club. And ive edited the title btw, good point about Ranger Yes, £30m is alot of debt for an SPL club, especially when you think that a total of £7m was enough to take 3 teams out, until the SPL and other investers dug deep to save them. I don't think they would ever be screwed though, even if they are in the SPL, I could see someone coughing up the money for Rangers.

Girls can bid for my virginity, I will give the proceeds to NUFC. Note, only attractive, clean girls, between the ages of 16-20 can bid. I reserve the right to determine if she is pretty enough.

Wrtien by Piers Morgan, any surprise, he guy is a prize prick, and knows noothing, and knows even less about sport. Newspaper & pictures is something Morgan has had problems with over the years. Along with life, the guy doesn't even know what real life is about, another tw@ who's never had any problems in life apart from the one time his bank account was at the lowest level it has ever been, the sum of £6m. Thats what happens when idiot like him get top jobs as politicans, and in his case jounelism, they have no concept of life, so pretend to know everything, I would love for once, he relised the whole world is laughing at him and not with him.

Wrtien by Piers Morgan, any surprise, he guy is a prize prick, and knows noothing, and knows even less about sport.

Punched a bird in the face. Sex Offender for that? Yeah, he groped her aswell.