Stifler

I was actually going to say fuck Nate.

Chelsea should just announce Dyche as manager now.

Rodgers to West Ham?

Mathematically safe now I believe.

Burn for me.

Well we were saying that we are due humping someone.

Twice as well, replaced them all for West Ham colours after the Olympics.

Burn off now.

Do you know when you play FM and your on a running streak, and you get a game when you are 2nd best, all the highlights come up and it’s chances for them, but the only goals are yours and that’s the only highlights from your attacks that you get? This game feels like that.

Get in!

I fucking hate Alan Smith as a commentator. He adds nothing, and gets everything wrong, you wouldn’t believe that he’s played the game.

Fucking hell Burn, fuck sake.

Fuck sake, that’s 2 fouls after his 1st yellow. How many chances does he want to give him?

ASM getting loads of space on the left.

Fucking hell, that move deserves a goal, and all started by Botman’s brilliant pass to Trippier.

Aye, same, I’d be fuming if any of our players got a yellow for that.

Get in! Now we have to keep control of the match.

The general rule is that adverts have to be annoying, it’s like that go compare guy, the fuckers even said they would stop him singing and went a little while of him not signing, now he’s back like Steve Bruce sensing a payoff for a few months work.

We need to wake up. We have been poor to be honest, lost the midfield battle and our players are running into their defenders instead of passing. Burn has been terrible, and most of their attacks is coming down his side, we honestly need to take him off.

We have been poor all game to be honest, we scored 2 goals out of fuck all.

Fuck sake, can’t our players just pass the fucking ball instead of running into fucking trouble all the time?

That’s been fucking coming. We’ve lost the midfield battle man, needed to tighten it up much earlier.

I’m not so sure. This sounds weird to say, but we have lost the midfield battle so far in this match, we are nowhere near them. We scored following a set piece, and played 1 great ball through, but man to a man we have lost it so far in midfield.

This, shocking game so far, absolutely shocking.

We need half time here.