maybe_next_year

Pleased but unsurprised to hear the Atsu song being sang quite a bit.

Dyer's take on Isak might be the oddest thing I've heard in a long time. Managed to call him a dodgy signing and insinuate Wilson is not a natural goal scorer

Dummett, Richie, Lewis, Fraser, Murphy. Horrific bench but a nice reminder of just how far we've come in just a year.

Feel like an erectile dysfunction ad is probably a good metaphor for our first half performance

Ah shite. We've switched off since we scored, not sure West Ham deserve that equaliser but we don't deserve to be ahead.

Energy gone from us a bit now. Looking very flat.

Fucking hell Sky. Absolutely chuffed for Wilson.

I AM ENJOYING THE GAME!!!!

ENJOY THE GAME!

Never felt so dirty given the amount of shameless begging I'm doing to each and every contact I have that may have a way of getting me a ticket

I'm guessing at least a grand

The whole of Newcastle is going to be asking for the Monday off. Who's stupid idea was it to put a final on a Sunday,

There is something special about the fact it was Burn in the quarters and Longstaff in the semi, two local lads putting us through to the final.

Ah shit.

Very odd choices when we've had a free kick in our own third.

Nervous as fuck here, can tell the players are too

HT: Newcastle 2-1 Southampton (Agg 3-1) Apparently the referee showed someone the red card as the teams were walking off. As soon as we know a bit more about that we'll let you know exactly what happened. From the BBC...

Jonjo Shelvey saying goodbye on the pitch at half time judging by the sounds?

45 mins from a final. The last time we went to one, I don't think I knew anyone who had the internet in their house yet

And only Man City, Liverpool & Sheffield Wednesday have scored more than one against us. Ridiculous.

David Ginola

With that back 5, I'm beginning to believe.

I think their embargo includes not being able to bring in players on loan?

Days to go and I'm already bricking it. Thank god I'm on strike on Wednesday; this is going to be exhausting.

Best thing he's done in a Newcastle shirt, absolute quality piss taking