maybe_next_year

2 almosts, we all know how this ends with nufc

Perez looks like he might break into tears today.

Is he wearing a hairnet?

I love the big fat head song, so simple, true and yet surprisingly funny

The look of sheer terror in the baby’s eyes

https://twitter.com/bytheminnufc/status/985574795743039488?s=21 I love this picture, just sheer joy on everyone’s face.

That was a lush ball by Xhaka, clearly been watching wor Jonjo

Lucky to not have conceded a pen there

Kind of why they’re at the bottom

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/mar/19/match-fixing-skenderbeu-albania-uefa-report-ban?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Article summing up one of the biggest scams in football history. Football here is fucked, the quality is awful, it’s corrupt as fuck, I’m friends with a couple of people who play in the Albanian Superliga who are earning sod all (I earn more as a teacher) but their clubs will still go months without paying them, knowing that because they’re thousands of miles from home, they have to accept it, meanwhile clubs like Skenderbeu and Kukës are being bankrolled by some very very dodgy money.

A yellow for that in a friendly

9-9 on pens so far

To be fair Cana is pretty much a national hero here (Albania) after captaining the country to their only major tournament. There aren’t many players who’ve played for the mackems good enough to be considered a national hero there’s an old fat bloke, whose quite clearly dirt poor, who I often walk past in Tirana wearing a Sunderland shirt with Cana’s name on the back.

He absolutely loves using the Shearer emoji like

To be fair on NBC they referred to Yedlin as “the United full back” once.

Lads I’m not saying it’s over, but after the second goal the barman here turned the tv over, came over and said “I’m sorry about your team”

Still stuck on the tube, going to miss the first few mins so I’m predicting we’ll do what we did at Manchester/Chelsea and score early then get hammered.

Divn't worry lads, here comes Joselu

I wish he'd stop touching our keepers then.

That was actually attractive football from us!

Seems to be quite a few empty seats compared to usual.

https://twitter.com/newcastlefanstv/status/939560537633026055

They look good going forward, need another one.

Get the absolute fucking fuck in!!!!!

That was beautiful until Yedlin.