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Schalke 04 Vs Newcastle 1-3 All Goals & Highlights ( Schalke Cup ) 2014 HD Yee knaa where. Bit harsh asking him to trek all the way to Eldon Square on a Sunday evening like. that joke is crap

*insert partridge gif here*

NO left backs on the pitch? what is this madness!?

that defending

Aarons is fucking awesome, even if he didn't mean that.

so Elliot Satka - Willo - MYM - Dummet Obertan - Anita - Sissoko - Aarons Goufran - Riviere

So were they, if they did. they were praising BOTH Pardew and Fat Sam!

"help him, help him" has to be some of the most useless words ever uttered right there

"fine Aarons for carrying ball into the other half of the pitch"

great from aarons.

and last season. and the season before that...

fucks sake, pardew can't even go through a mins applause without acting like a cunt.

have the team got lost?

Colback again ffs, he's playing every min this season isn't he

Steve Clarke looks like a man telling us of his battle against drug addiction.

Could have been written by someone on here, but sometimes the most ludicrous of made up comments on here are difficult to distinguish from what Pardew actually comes out with. He did say this. The quote was something like, "going in at 3-0 down we were certainly up against it and you dont come back from that score. We won the second half, and I'm quite happy about that. " what an inspirational speaker Pardew is, basically saying "well lads, you're fucked now. I mean, you can't go and score 3 goals in one half, that would just be ludicrous"

IIRC they threw money at the problem until it went away, surprisingly...

We tried to go for a pint in a pub nearby after we beat them a few months ago and loads of them gave us the "Getaaaaaat ma pab" treatment. Was more funny than anything else though. Was thinking I live around the corner man, you divs. Remember when we beat them 4-2 was just about to head into a pub and a bloke in a Newcastle top stumbled out the door with a bloody nose. Decided I probably shouldn't go in there after all.

It's like watching Brazil!

Shite finish and a quality save, we're getting torn apart.

Wew, walloped

Our fans are sounding pretty good as ever, must be a canny number over for it.

There's the Pardew defending we all know and love

Think we have enough?

what the hell is Quest, sounds like the sort of channel I'd watch reruns of Fort Boyard on at 1 in the morning.